Ernie The Chicken

Unofficial @WgtnPhoenixFC mascot and lovingly embraced by @YellowFever_NZ. I’m not the real Ernie but I'm chook full of banter and not afraid to call out a cock

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

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[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

WTAF is this nonsense! You can't re-write history to ignore me!

[Wellington Phoenix 🔥 @WgtnPhoenixFC]

TRIVIA TUESDAY | ❓❓❓ Got a real difficult one for ya Nix fans...😉 Can you name our #Nix mascot?

👇 Comment with your answer below 👇

#StandUpWithYourNix #TriviaTuesday

[czx @czx3]

@ErnieClucks He seems to be good at clinging on to his job? Can't think of many other things he's achieved.

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

Also it has nothing to do with this week but how in the feathered heck is that egg Gallop still flapping about at Turkey Hq? Feel free to pen me the list of things he hasn't clucked up. I'll wait... #turkeytuesday #ImmortalTurkey

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

A current A-League personality with a history of leaving items in McDonalds appears to have developed a fixation for another raven haired beauty #TurkeyTuesday

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

Turns out the goose that laid the 'bitumen' egg may not actually be all it was cracked up to be #TurkeyTuesday #backfromretirement

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

@Yakcall I'll be back for round two tomorrow ya gammy flocker!

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

@YellowFever_NZ Lamb.

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

@Fof1967 Perhaps your view is obscured from your seat 11 rows deep in Lowys arse #SaveTheNix

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

Cocks! Just clucking cocks! Flock off @FFA! #savethenix

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

PHOENIX PHACT: Bonevacia, roughly translated, means "I do what I want"

#WELvNEW

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

So. What are we all up to?

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

I couldn't be Appiah with that goal! #FFACup

^Never again, I promise. I'm really sorry.

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

@patrick478 @nathanburns10 Never pick the low hanging fruit.

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

Rip it up in Tokyo Burnsie! You've been excellent! @nathanburns10

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

Moments away from kick off and the question on everyones mind...

"I wonder where @Dale_Warburton parked tonight"

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

Don't like Uncle Sepp and know nothing about Prince Ali?

Why not #VoteErnie

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

Time to dust the cobwebs off my CV and apply to be the next King of FIFA #KingErnieForFIFA

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

Roar appoint Aloisi as coach for 2015/16 and in the process amuse everyone except @scouse_roar and @MFrendin. #Roarful

[Ernie The Chicken @ErnieClucks]

@iluvnix17 I'm keeping the Polaroids...you know the address if there are more...