Andrew Todd-Smith

S.I.P./FITYMI ● Fmr. fantasy columnist for @PitcherList & MLS analyst/beat writer for SB Nation's @MassiveReport. USN vet, raised abroad. Opinions mine.

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@dougmarcello @PeteSampson_ *successfully rebounding from and navigating his team through what could have been a season-derailing experience of losing to NIU

Fixed it for you

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@JohnCleese I'd be hesitant to give half the population of half of the States half the credit they neither earned nor deserved, but I'd be half-inclined to celebrate the celebration doubly all the same, no matter what, bar none. #BilboBaggins #LOTR #thanksforclarifying

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@schuld_eth @InternetH0F Excellent idea. What're *you doing* to force the end of tip culture? Nothing? Hm. A hollow suggestion that won't effect change. A $0 tip protest in a society w/ a flawed system in effect penalizes the wrong person. Get w/ local gov't or city council. Otherwise, kick rocks or tip

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@SarahSpain Flip the script, the Mallory pic being correct, with an egregiously wrong Ozzie Albies or Orlando Arcia pic hearkening back to Dansby's Braves days would have been a bit humorous

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@SarahSpain I wanna be more forgiving of this flubbed graphic, b/c humans err. But a 2nd/3rd editorial set of eyes should've caught that the b'day girl (also cool) was not the gold-securing GWG scorer, nor is she married to the Cubby SS

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@FB_FilmAnalysis Honestly, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters had me dying laughing w/ the opening credits; the hilarity neither ceased nor desisted. 11/10, could not recommend highly enough. Unless your sense of humor sucks. Then a movie rec is probz the least your worries 😖

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@stritenata @ATRightMovies The specific scene for me is not in the explicit/shocking denouement of the film.

When Harry—trying to finally be a decent son—visits his mom & realizes she's on uppers; that a TV appearance is all she's living for? Him sobbing & using in the cab to cope...man. Crushingly brutal

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@gopocalypse @cmclymer Huge that she answered the ? calmly/decently on this nat'l stage. Advocating for ppl to be *themselves* & to back that up unequivocally = big deal from a leader. Gender, at 1st, may have been the issue. But letting ppl be their best healthy selves? Easy to celebrate that

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@gopocalypse @cmclymer Your 1st & 2nd points are spot-on. You got access so shoot your proverbial shot, issue-wise. Felt like a greater-good type of question, even if the forum wasn't necessarily the right time/place.

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@idobiradio Too good 😂 Curator of this collection should have a full-time job

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@realbugsycat @TheEconomist Not sure what you're trying to accomplish posting these remarks, but they definitely don't paint you in a good light; nor do they honor pain & sacrifice Jennings endured for country.

Does it suck to emphasize turmoil our servicembers had to go through? Yes. Necessary? Also yes.

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@JDumasReports ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@degen_betting @JeffPassan

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@Yea_man_uk @WorldWideWob @jimmaytas @ZKhor You do not recall correctly

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@LanderCamden @bobbyburger41 Nope, Minkah is the #39 in the clip. Ogunjobi wears 99.

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@avalbin

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Well, not using @Zoom again until these over-reaching permissions are gone.

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@SPrinceComedy @MoreForYou_CLE "Lol" gets thrown around a lot as a clearly embellished reaction. But I audibly & involuntarily chuckled upon reading this, to the extent that I was nervous I might have awoken a loved one. Well done sir