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Drainer, heartbreaker and proud boywife

[Zoomer @ZoomerHistorian]

PATRIOT

[Remigration Enthusiast @myownwinters]

“Why doesn’t an unarmed populace overthrow the British state—the 5th largest economy in the world, a nuclear-armed power, and one of the most heavily surveilled places in the world? Pussies. Me and the boys would just march on Downing Street. What could go wrong?”

Very serious analysis and useful advice. Thank you, Daniel.

[Ray ⛷️ @whitecapssss]

“Make her fatter”
“I love hags”
“Muscle mommy”

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

don’t talk to me or my pathetic chud son ever again

[Gherf @theGherf]

One minute he says it was his 12th birthday, the next he says it was his 14th. How stupid does Flip-flop Kalos think we are?

[FranzOberhauser @FranzOberh4179]

@gpriorrodrigues Burnham you are guilty of factionalism and sentenced to 10 years in the spice mines of Kessel.

[Guilherme Rodrigues @gpriorrodrigues]

Durante dois segundos pensei que fosse o Keir Starmer AI

[Boon @faintchirp]

My new diet has seemed to make me fatter, smaller, and more yellower than before

[Mr. Torture MK.II @MrTortures]

Attended the Rape Shirt Kids funeral today. It was an open casket. Looking at his pale, lifeless body, I couldn't help but feel a pain inside of me... No one deserves what happened to him.

[tris @bulgarbrutalit2]

How the 'Crazy Hamburger' guy was moving against Serbian civilians in Goražde in 1993

[tris @bulgarbrutalit2]

what do you guys think the crazy hamburger guy was doing during the Yugoslav wars

[Han Ulu @HanUlu109]

When i was like 16 i had this north african driver talking about how tuff Putin is because he's an ex KGB operative or something, and the car didn't even have another adult besides him, he was just talking to children about geopolitics for fun.

[Classic Hex @DoomerCoomer]

He literally locked the door to keep them out, he is in prison for 9 years after doing everything but letting violent criminals murder him and his family

[Classic Hex @DoomerCoomer]

>house attacked by armed men
>his girlfriend and baby were home with him
>he grabs a sword to protect them

yeah actually I am angry about this but not for the reason you think

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

He would be the first president to take crack away from black neighborhoods

[kaguya @kartosiewicz]

imagine eating one of these meals in a fat antique armchair whilst watching the horse racing and scrolling the daily mail #grandadtwt

[themushroompunk @themushroompunk]

@Howlingmutant0 Imagine your wife initiates divorce by removing your cuck chair from her bedroom.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Rumor has it it all fell apart when he caught her at church when she was supposed to be at some guys house

[Fr. Pederastos the Erect @bonersage]

Freak, I fell back into lust.