The Chosen One 🔁

Messi is the 🐐.

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

Favourite video from @ksheldonstudios till date. @EiiScanty @kwadwosheldon combo is always fire 😂😂😂😂

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

Wo y3 aboa paa. Remove that profile picture and stop deceiving people that you have sense.

[Aduonu Boakye Cosmos @AduonuC]

@johndumelo Masa, do the needful. What will the location do for you?
People are losing their properties and you're here calling for locations.

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

If this government doesn't fix the floods and start punishing anyone who is caught littering or dumping refuse in drains I'm not taking them seriously ever again. And before anyone comes to talk about NPP look yourself in the mirror first.

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

@GTV_Ghana You better show all the matches oo

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

Arsenal fans when you wake them up after they go trophyless this season 😂😂😂

[AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN @tomisin_ms]

Is he Autistic? There’s no excuse for this behaviour

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

You've someway somehow found a way to blame the woman for how their man dresses too? Ei internet fuo

[lonlee @THEOCTOPUS_1]

So Adjoa Tee is comfortable and happy dating a man who shows off his boxers on stage? can't she advise him ei. Indeed love is blind

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

Men are reading this and asking him to keep quiet because he must've enjoyed it. You'll think patriarchy only affects women until they tell you to endure something uncomfortable because you're a man. And no they're not joking in the CS. Miss me with that BS!

[Valar Morghulis 🪙 @viccetti]

I was sexually assaulted today inside the bus by an unknown lady.

We all know how commercial buses can be, a bit tight and uncomfortable.

So there I was, sitting beside this young lady and because the bus was tight, our bodies were brushing off on each other..

At some point I felt her boobs rubbing off the back of my arm, I didn’t really read any meaning to it cos these things can mistakenly happen when you are in a tight space with someone like that.

But it started feeling like the boobs were consciously touching my arm. Not long after that I started feeling her breathe a little harder and each time I try to move my arm away from her boobs, she leans forward for them to continue making contact.

She started moving funny in a non-noticeable sexual way. I felt so uncomfortable but I just didn’t wanna make a scene.

It went on for a while till I was forced to get down at somewhere that wasn’t even my bus stop.

I just can’t stop shaking. I feel violated and when I close my eyes the whole scenario just plays at the back of my head.

I think I’ll need therapy.

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

We get to the point where we're supposed to give them their flowers and now you want to qualify it with countries? You a bitch fr

[🆙 @litsince]

@ama__burland It wasn’t Ghanaian tiktokers that blew their song up. Shut up tap in fuo

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

You dey talk like he dey work for free. Something dey do you.

[BIG45🏴‍☠️ @bigg45bro]

you think it's worth we telling you what to do? Ghanaians made you and now it's time for you to step up for yourself!
the fact that KSS projected you doesn't mean you owe the studio all your lifetime. Besides you are growing and you need to move on chale. Sheldon can f00l with you 20 years and even more but your ambitions are more than his chale think! you can do better

i come in peace

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

Stop the count!

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Goal for Atlético Madrid.
⚽️ 4-0 | ⏱️ 45 + 2’ | #AtletiBarça

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

We're not escaping the trolls tonight. damn! 😭😭

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

The CS dey tear me. Until your Uber driver smashes into the side of an incoming vehicle because they were on a call with their headphones (which made you think it's safe), laughing incessantly and slapping their thighs while steering with only one hand and doing 80-100 speed😂😂

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

This lady booked an Uber, and the driver was using his headphones to make a call while driving.
She immediately confronted him and called Uber support to say she didn’t feel safe.
The man calmly packed his car, started recording, and told her to book another ride to feel safe

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

You want her to become a single mother so you have another chance to write think pieces about why no one should marry people like her. Sia.

[Dr STAN @realBigStanH]

I do not condone cheating, but you should be thankful you parted ways. That woman is capable of evil beyond words imaginable. This again proves the statistics right—women are more likely to abuse children than men. Women have been shown to kill their own children more often than men do.

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

I knew this couple where the M was a cheat and abusive towards the W. W run away from their house when M went out one day & after the tears M said his REGRET was not impregnating W when together because then she wouldn't have left him or he'd still be connected to her in some way

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

You don’t cheat on someone and try to control how they react to it, kudos to the wife.

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

Marriage is not an achievement. Know this and know peace.

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

I was invited to my brother-in-law’s church today. After the service, the pastor asked all the singles who were "tired" of singleness to come out for prayers.

You needed to see how women flooded the altar. They ran like it was a competition. I counted 37 women and 2 men. None of the women were under 30, and the men were about 40+.

Women, don’t let anyone whine you that marriage isn’t an achievement.

Ignore b!tter women who tell you that once you’re independent, you can replace the role of a husband.

They’re not being honest. Many of them crave the touch of a man, later get married quietly and leave you stranded in confusion.

Please, receive sense.

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

Lol, don't worry. You'll understand crocodile tears soon.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

One thing I respect about my father is the decision he made later in life. One day, he chose to leave my mother. He rented an apartment and lived alone for the rest of his life. He never remarried. Instead, he kept his life simple and private.

He found one young woman he paid to spend time with once a week, and that arrangement suited him. My father was an extremely calm and quiet man. We could almost count the number of words he spoke in a day. He rarely talked, but when he acted, his actions were firm.

My mother did everything she could to get him to come back, but he refused. As children, we all knew there were serious issues in their marriage, and many of us believed my mother played a big role in the constant conflict.

Watching that situation taught me something powerful: a man’s peace of mind matters, and sometimes walking away is the only way to protect it.

That lesson stayed with me and later influenced my own marriage. At one point, when my wife began creating constant problems and tension in our home, I didn’t argue endlessly.

I told her calmly that I was leaving and that a friend was coming to pick me up. I packed my bags and my clothes and was fully prepared to go. Only then did she rush home from work, apologizing, crying, and promising to change.

What I learned is that women only take a man seriously when they see he is truly willing to walk away. When a man shows he is not afraid to lose the relationship, the dynamic changes. Boundaries become real. Words start to carry weight.

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

@alukyis_veryson @Double__OSeven @LilMoGh Make you share some give me bossu...

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

Nyanks pɛ ne noks. 😂

[AKON @Akon]

Thank you Speed for showing the world what Africa's really about.
🎥: @ishowspeedsui

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

I actually learnt from the Ishowspeed stream that continuously stirring Shea butter makes it lighter and easier to use. Thank you @HamamatAfrica 😊

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

They are waiting to drag the boy 😂😂. In Cardi B's words, "Thank you to my haters who keep watching my shid so they can criticise me. They keep making me rich"

[Kwadwo Sheldon @kwadwosheldon]

https://t.co/8BcoXYcm3H

[The Chosen One 🔁 @Errthing_funny]

Charley the super cars wey China show Speed sef no be small. Na mo akɔfa lambo ne hellcat abɛgyina hɔ sɛ Super Car spectacle.

[Iron Boy @NYboateng]

You had the biggest streamer, and you want to show him cars.Wo nim cars papa ky3n no? Kwasia