Due to the confirmed case of #COVIDー19 from community spread, SLCPD is asking all criminal activities/nefarious behavior to cease until further notice. We appreciate your anticipated cooperation in halting crime & thank criminals in advance. #SocialDistancingNow#behaveyourself
BREAKING NEWS: Stretch Trump will be be appearing in Toy Story 4!!! The cast is beyond excited for America’s greatest toy to be joining them. #AprilFools#ToyStory4
Today is International Stress Awareness Day. We started Stretch The Truth because we wanted to add humor back into the world. The irony that Stretch Trump has the potential to reduce stress through humor AND function, is the American way. Fight Stress, w… https://t.co/2MYbgPTN04
Happy Birthday @jimmyfallon ! I heard @realDonaldTrump was bullying you a few months back, way to be tough. We’re throwing you a huge party to make things right and look forward to meeting soon. Have a tremendous show tonight!