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she/her // bad bitch, even worse person

[em @EsKnees]

guys i fell over and slammed my head on the asphalt how many more times can I get away with before voting conservative

[em @EsKnees]

i’m the michael jordan of suddenly realising the name “michael” has too many letters why did u complicate it like that

[em @EsKnees]

icl if a biblically accurate angel came up to me talking about “fear not” i would probably still fear a lil

[em @EsKnees]

sometimes i think about how the film I, Tonya cast a massive actress as Tonya Harding and it just wasn’t Amy Adams??? why wasn’t it fucking Amy Adams??????

[em @EsKnees]

if nobody got me ik my year 8 teacher wishing me a happy birthday every single year to this day got me

[em @EsKnees]

fym “1948” mountain dew belongs to the year 2011 and the year 2011 alone

[em @EsKnees]

teaching the homies norwegian so i can send them this and watch them audibly groan at me

[em @EsKnees]

watched an old season of a show on DVD as a boxset and 15 years of chronic internet abuse had me groaning at having to change the disk every 4 episodes. In conclusion i think we should ban all social media until the age of 46 what happened to me man this used to be the life

[em @EsKnees]

if u live in comic book fiction and know a guy called “Ed Nygma” who’s a lil weirdo and likes riddles, and think that guy’s gonna stay a regular civilian, it’s honestly on u if u get hurt

[em @EsKnees]

i wonder if he would’ve change his last name if he was above 6”

[em @EsKnees]

staying on the bus for 1 more stop for a very slightly shorter walk is all well and good until it stays at this stop long enough where i couldve gotten to my destination quicker if i got off here but i cant leave bc u know for a fact the second i do the bus’ll start moving

[em @EsKnees]

i can appreciate why the alternative club night is go to regularly does the friends theme into down with the sickness mashup bc that is literally what i signed up for but like:(( can i not get crunky funky to my lil 90s vibe a lil longer:((( pretty please:(((((((

[em @EsKnees]

genuinely very confused about how I remembered this show first coming out if she’s that close to me in age until i clocked that wait no i’m not like 18 i am some considerable amount older than that by now my bad

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 16th birthday to ‘Good Luck Charlie’ star Mia Talerico.

[em @EsKnees]

we all move through life at a different pace but when people i went school with are on the second children and divorces i think i might wanna join a gym or get a business casual outfit or smth

[em @EsKnees]

i fucking hate it here man

[em @EsKnees]

say what u will about al-qaeda but i would not have had the foresight to do 9/11 on a date with numbers so easily visualised as 2 towers

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

We will #NeverForget. 🇺🇸

[em @EsKnees]

instagram is a machine that turns me supporting my friend doing adult content however i can into pictures of her feet on my timeline

[em @EsKnees]

the beatles would still be touring today if they just had Jay-Z adlibs on every single song

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

Paul McCartney of The Beatles joins Linkin Park and Jay-Z onstage at the 48th Annual Grammy Awards to perform “Numb/Encore/Yesterday” (2006) https://t.co/wBCzVWGN44

[em @EsKnees]

lot of changes going on in my life, cooked a frozen macaroni and cheese in the oven even though they had a microwave option as well, really broadening my horizons

[em @EsKnees]

Don’t trust butterflies, im all for trans rights but fuck u mean u “used to be a caterpillar”? bitch thats a whole different species, ur not even a little bit close bro, and all of u fucking did that? bullshit