Esther cross

- Next mostache-less Charlie Chaplin, illustrator, film maker and sushi enthusiast. I live in yellow knits and the rad city of London

[Esther cross @Es_Cross]

@British_Airways #britishairways Online Check in isn't working and I need to check in 6 performers for a overseas concert tomorrow and the flight is really early😬! Help 😭

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@thetrainline HELP I accidentally booked my Return Ticket in the wrong way around! 😵 Classic silly ol me. Is there anything I can do to ammended? Thanks Esther x

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

OLD but a beach where everybody’s arms just keep getting longer

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You only know if you've had too much Alpen when it's too late

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If you want 10 cents from a flamboyant Bisexual RE: rainbow bagel GATE - P Hollywood referencing the NHS is HIGHLY CONTEXTUAL & honours people doing important work right now Theres enough rainbow bagel to go around & once Covid is over we can raise our rainbow flag to us gays OK?

[Jack Howard @JackHoward]

Not getting it

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@JackHoward for the next MK pod would LOVE to see you and @KermodeMovie talk about your top Aardman films (and possibly weight in on the recent chicken run scandal!) Thanks the for a cracking Podcast 😊 Esther x

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If you don't have a little chuckle after an extra cheeky piece of baroque has just played are you even a Classic FM Presenter?

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You can't be woke unless you live in Woking

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@interZona @jbecerra2012 @AgusBazterrica You got the wrong Esther! But I always enjoy a bit of attention so keep it coming 😉

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Say what you will about series 3 Villanelle. She and I are very similar when it comes to my post quarentine plans -

1) yearn after family

2) find family and realise I do I fact want to kill them

3) noodle about London looking for a career change

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Greenwich Park is stuffed to the rafters of people trying to find viable bushes to pee in?

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@louistheroux you'll be pleased to know I sourced some data via an Instagram poll

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What is with the presentational style of #100humans????? I'm cringing so hard. Netflix put the cheese down for the love of God you've grated too much

[Joe Tracini @joetracini]

I have Borderline Personality Disorder.
He lives in my head and it’s difficult to explain the symptoms, so I got him out to show you xx

[Esther cross @Es_Cross]

No one passes the aux to the person who picks the music for the universal credit phone line

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Lowri is making me go on a run I have prepared by eating 75g of pre-grated cheddar

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@nationalexpress Morning nigel! I appreciate you can't save me now but just to let you know the 9am lon - poole is heating the passengers like burnt mashmellows and the driver says he can't do anything to help everyone is so uncomfortable 😭

[Esther cross @Es_Cross]

No one
The circle line: I'm just so spontaneous!