Eric

PsyOps (I specialize in death threats)

[Eric @Esaltman_]

@drop_dedd It doesn’t exist stop spreading lies

[Eric @Esaltman_]

@spirit3657 @guideforman So will you

[Eric @Esaltman_]

@WallStreetApes What’s the alternative? Douse crops in even more pesticides? Would you rather eat bugs or chemicals?

[Fat Fella @fatfellaseason]

$FAT SPRING BREAK 🏝️

[Eric @Esaltman_]

Ok so people are basically posting community notes on community notes that just sounds like twitter with extra steps

[Eric @Esaltman_]

@bOregon85 @InternetH0F Fake and bisexual

[Eric @Esaltman_]

How did I not notice she’s a crackhead wtf

[Eric @Esaltman_]

@PaulSkallas One day, our hero will return.

[Eric @Esaltman_]

Secret service on my ass tonight gawdam

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

They beat his ass after the stair master workout!? Nah that nigga went into battle with 25hp

[Eric @Esaltman_]

I REALLY need to stop hitting on older women

[Eric @Esaltman_]

We dem boys 💪😔

[Eric @Esaltman_]

There goes my little heart getting stepped on again. When am I gonna learn

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

every team in the world cup has only wins and losses, maybe one tie. then there’s the USA wit 2 ties like wtf u doin nigga stop bein weird

[Eric @Esaltman_]

She going salto on my Eric till I Gustavo

[Eric @Esaltman_]

If old Russian men start asking about me tell them I’m in Canada or something I don’t have time to deal with them rn

[Eric @Esaltman_]

Theres only 2 things I’ve never seen a turtle with speed and a bitch I need

[Eric @Esaltman_]

You dip ya Oreos in water cuz yo dad never came back with da milk

[Eric @Esaltman_]

Wild how someone can do so much for me and yet I’ll still spit on them in return.

[Sʜᴏ ₉⁹₉ @ChasinBreadrin]

Bra I remember at 14 I faked a HolyGhost had the whole church hyped asf 😭