ΞSP

astrophysicist | dragon slayer

[ΞSP @EscF12]

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[ΞSP @EscF12]

Be kind. Everyone is fighting in a fight club you know nothing about.

Because we don't talk about Fight Club.

[ΞSP @EscF12]

schadenfreude - the only word that comes to mind reading about #BorisJohnson

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@nsandihelp putting the correct confirmation code as shown on the screen on the call received. However, keeps telling the code is incorrect. Now what?

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Verified with conditions.

#HaveYouHadYourWeetabix #weetabixandbeans #WeetaBeanzWedding #backgroundchecks

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#UAE announces the success of the #HopeMarsMission. Congratulations to everyone at @HopeMarsMission
and the people of #UAE on this historical achievement. #HopeProbeMission #arabtomars

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Tense. Biting nails. What about you?

#LIVMCI

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RIP #LarryKing

[ΞSP @EscF12]

In a #democracy, you upset at least 49% of the population.

In a #dictatorship regime, at least 99% of the population will be pissed. The balance 1% would either have been jailed or shot dead.

Moral of the story, no one is happy with their government.

Just deal with it.

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We're smitten over #BernieSanders mittens..

#berniesmittens

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If nothing, all this fist bumping with everyone during the pandemic got my knuckles cracking!

Next stop 🥊

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#indianweddings

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1st time out after 45 days of lockdown...

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In my books, ☕ + 👕 + 🛀 = a very weird plot to a story.

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It's been a heck of a year.

We have collectively suffered but held on to support one and another.

As we dawn in 2021, we hope for a happy new year for all of us. We wish you peace and happiness and may the Almighty bless us all.

#HappyNewYear #2021

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Happy Holidays to you from everyone at @Verify360

#HappyChristmas #HappyHolidays

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If you're tire of your glasses getting all fogged up when wearing face masks, this easy trick is for you.

#EveryLittleHelps

[ΞSP @EscF12]

Niece: Guess how old I'm going to be on Saturday?

Me: Why don't you tell me.

She picks up four fingers and smiles.

It's been several hours now and the police still can't get her to say where she got them from.

#ShortHorrorStories

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Me: Eat your greens.
Kid: Why?

Me: Because they are healthy.
Kid: Why?

Me: They contain loads of vitamins and minerals which is required for your body to remain healthy.
Kid: Why?

Me: 😵
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Me: Go to bed.
Kid: Why?

#LivingWithKids

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#trolling, circa 1994.

#savagedad

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In case you were missing being frisked by the TSA during the holidays...

#HappyThanksgiving