EscapeRoomOwner

I own an escape room. Tweets about people doing escape rooms and other musings of owning an escape room

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How do you, the Gamemaster, tactfully say "stop hitting your mom" to a 9yr old playing an escape room?

She keeps saying STOP IT to the son and frankly her voice makes me cringe.

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Siri: How many letters are in the alphabet?

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Can I trademark the phrase "Try It Backwards" so every time a player says it in an escape room that I get royalties? #MillionDollarIdea
A well designed escape room will NEVER require to randomly do something backwards.

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Weird when escape room moms carry their purse in one hand the entire game thereby handicapping their ability to actively participate. 👜

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Fellow escape room owners, how long do you spend training a new hire Gamemaster?

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When the price is $30 and they hand you two $20 bills and are surprised they get change back … you aren’t super inspired they will get out.

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@EscThisPodcast A Funeral Home one was kinda unique.

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Anyone out there that didn’t develop a new game/room during COVID, but still survived the pandemic?

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When you're driving and look down at your odometer and your current mileage is the answer to an escape room lock. #EscapeRoomOwner

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Do you ever wonder if the same guys who won’t ask for clues in an escape room are the same guys who won’t stop to ask for directions while driving?
#NeverMakingItOut #TooProud #IDontNeedHelp #ImTooSmartForThis

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This savage mom just agreed “If you break the record you can get a new (used) car.” as she sends in her 16yr old son with 3 adolescent teammates.

(1) Mom has little confidence in her kid.
(2) The kids took 12 minutes to open the first lock.
#MomWins #Parenthood #EscapeRoom

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Well I've heard a lot of incorrect guesses as to the number of stars on the USA flag but "14" is really an answer in a whole league of its own.

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When a group arrives 10 minutes early and is offered the restroom, why is it that no ones uses it until you literally stand up in front of them to give the orientation?

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Can I make a sign that says
"Escape Room: $25 per person"
"Babysitting: $75 per child"

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Today I watched a player try to convince his teammate that a rolling pin was really a microphone. I didn’t think he convinced him until out of absolutely no where he belts out “I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL ...”

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Ever have an automated prop in a room randomly activate when there is no team in the game and you are about to close up for the night? #CreepedOut

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@armchairescape Nice catch! ⚾️

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Anyone else feel obligated to take pictures of super cool keys when you find them in unique places? #BaseballHOF #Cooperstown

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Things that make you cringe when you overhear them:
“CHECK THE 4 DIGIT LOCK. ARE ALL THE DIALS 0-9? MAYBE WE CAN RULE SOME NUMBERS OUT IF SOME ARE ONLY 1-9 INSTEAD”

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We see the dark clouds every day.