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Just an idiot looking for someone to help me be less of an idiot.

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@josileeadams OMG, I Scrolled down and @ElouiseElliott4 posted a picture in this. Yes!

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@claraturing Tubi and Pluto!!!!

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@meganwintersx I've had multiple friends go to Costa Rica for dental. Loved the work, the price, and the vacation

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@ThatEricAlper NAPS!!

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Airbnb has lost me. I��m so done with them. Hosts have curfews, quiet hours, chore lists, and cameras pointed at every entrance. I’ll take a hotel. All I have to do is pay, check in, sleep, and leave like a civilized human being.

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@theNatalieByrne @lexiraenyc Apropos of nothing, Ouch!

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OMG! Pre movie armed forces commercial and the voice over says, "America, worth defending." And somewhere in the theater a voice said, "is it?"

And it got a pretty good chuckle. We've fallen so far in 2 years.

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I screwed up my budget for September and now I have a big tax bill that needs to be paid and I have to play some book keeping games. This is the definition of 1st world problem but damn I'm dying my from a self inflicted wound. Please send positive thoughts.

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@IneffableJenna I was once told that "every guy measures." I can say I never have and honestly, why would I want that information?

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"8 lobster rolls and 1 side of coleslaw."

We get the order and the shock, the dismay, the uproar from my friends I've known most of my life about the fact that I don't like lobster, I'm dieting, and I LOVE coleslaw. It was all we talked about.

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@ditzkoff Can I ask for a location?

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You don't have to use @Google you can use @DuckDuckGo or a bunch of other search engines.

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@janelle_langely OMG, I cooked the other night and what I made was so mediocre I wanted to kill the chef, but it was me and suicide would have meant the police would have discovered the dreck I'd made.

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"All you gotta do is smile that smile
And there go all my defenses"

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@MeetMelKo I will happily walk behind you.

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@LaurenFillsUp @OnlyFans @TheRubPR No names but I met an acquaintance of yours, told them you're my favorite and they proceeded to tell me the most glowing things about you. So great to hear.

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@TheLeaIsabelle Ok if there's a tab that links to ice cream making date I might be willing to be the pilot candidate.

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@EvaBoraBoston You'll probably earn more at the club🥵

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@elleloveCHI @IGTreal Last night a player was giving away his chips all night. Kept reloading and finally took a mid sized pot and took a picture. The player next to me goes, "He needs a picture? How can he forget his one win?"

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@TheLeaIsabelle @OnlyInBOS Everytime I walk by I think, maybe.... then my better angles take over.