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Rule 3:36

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

Princess Diaries 3 would heal our broken nation.

[Ems @Eshute14]

I swear CPA’s are the vegans of the business world. I’ve never met a CPA who didn’t tell me they were within 30 seconds of meeting them 🙄

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

Me the second my phone dies

[Ems @Eshute14]

To be clear: if I don’t maintain an A average; I lose my scholarships. and these professors out here are grading based on the ViBeS ✨

[Ems @Eshute14]

Sociology professors are wild y’all 😅

I got marked down on a paper with feedback “this is great, but I’m looking for a little more”

[Ems @Eshute14]

Just to be clear, they 10% off my grade because they didn’t feel that I ‘felt’ the material

[Ems @Eshute14]

I thought I would be at least 30 before I pulled a muscle in my neck by sleeping weird but apparently 26 is when it all starts to go down hill 🙃

[Ems @Eshute14]

I keep forgetting that the kids say “fit check” instead of ootd

[Ems @Eshute14]

no one does you dirty like your mom posting pictures on Facebook…

[Ems @Eshute14]

apparently the kids are still using Snapchat and honestly I haven’t thought about Snapchat since like 2015

[Ems @Eshute14]

getting your lashes done is basically just an expensive nap

[Ems @Eshute14]

I think my favorite thing to come from TikTok is “natural mommas” selling essential oils to a highly pornographic Eminem song

[Ems @Eshute14]

Man, I used to think that people were rude to their servers…

And then I started working in local government and let me tell you I’ve never been treated worse than someone unleashing hell over a $20 parking ticket smh 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Ems @Eshute14]

Welcome to July. When I have to explain to people that they bought a home they couldn’t afford because their realtor lied to them about how much their taxes would be 🙃🙃🙃

[jarrett sleeper @jarrettsleeper]

Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn’t matter. Look.