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[Esm @EsmePearce]

de ja vu but not the cool kind

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

China sees first human case of rare H10N3 bird flu strain https://t.co/aiStjgXxdT

[Kiera Louise @kieraxolouise]

A university student in a pandemic.

[Tesco @Tesco]

Quote tweet this tweet and get 0 likes, 0 RT’s and 0 comments by 1pm tomorrow, winner gets a free #TescoMealDeal on us!

[Esm @EsmePearce]

remember this? I’ll tell you again- we are not animals, we are not pawns you can just move around where you like. We are people with mental health that the UK government continues to disrespect. We will respect you when you learn to respect us #ManchesterUniversity #Lockdown2

[Esm @EsmePearce]

@MattHancock do you have any idea how hard it is to return to university not knowing what teaching, socialising or LIFE is going to be like? Do you have any idea how much worse that feeling gets when you announce you have no problem banning us going home for CHRISTMAS?

[Esm @EsmePearce]

I am SO PROUD of us. Isolated by unis? We make it work. Halloween cancelled? Flat party it is. Second lockdown? Bring it. Snowflake generation truly embracing winter and all its shit ❄️💙

[Alpro @Alpro]

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We've created the FIRST EVER plant-based drink that’s made specifically for tea (thank us later😏)

Available nationwide in Sainsbury's stores and online now!

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[Esm @EsmePearce]

we aren’t all living it up at house parties. We are people with mental health that will suffer at the expense of your threats.

[Esm @EsmePearce]

@MattHancock do you have any idea how hard it is to return to university not knowing what teaching, socialising or LIFE is going to be like? Do you have any idea how much worse that feeling gets when you announce you have no problem banning us going home for CHRISTMAS?

[Esm @EsmePearce]

not being funny but watching couples come dine with me and the Leeds lot are absolute CLASS like sorry but it really is yorkshire folks in their prime 10/10 no reversing dump trucks here

[Paeka @sweeetlovinn]

Retweet this if you have EVER felt uncomfortable by a man because of the way he’s looked at you/talked to you

[Esm @EsmePearce]

@sewingbee okay so I absolutely love this show no shame there like highlight of my year...BUT kills me every time that the intro is just generations of women sewing. It is 2020, you have so many talented male contestants and it is not just women that sew! 🧵 🐝 💓

[Esm @EsmePearce]

imagine this. it’s family quiz night.

Question: “which city has the slogan ‘what happens here stays here’”

Everyone: Las Vegas?

My Nan: Reykjavik?

WHAT HAS MY NAN BEEN UP TO IN ICELAND

[Esm @EsmePearce]

@nniamhwalsh joke

[Esm @EsmePearce]

mum to my lil sister: “when you finish your maths we can go on a virtual tour of Chester Zoo!!”

lil sister: *finishes maths, puts shoes on, beyond excited*

mum: “what’s with the shoes? We’re going to the zoo online!”

my lil sister: CRIES

Virtual tour doesn’t even work

[Esm @EsmePearce]

my Nan just rang my mum panicking that someone was spying on her bc the government sent her a text saying “stay indoors” 😂 i can’t cope

[Esm @EsmePearce]

desperately trying to fill out study abroad applications because corona made me forget about the deadline but now corona might not let me go on study abroad corona pls stop ruining my life xo

[Esm @EsmePearce]

one form of outside exercise a day and this is what she goes for #lockdownuk

[Esm @EsmePearce]

When are u going to tell ANYONE what’s going on @UniofExeter?? Have seen people distraught on campus because they don’t know what to do. Daily updates are needed even if the uni is staying open

[Dr Katie @whatKTdoes_now]

When are u going to tell your STAFF what's going on, @UniofExeter?? I have health issues, which I'm risking bc your refusal to shut down campus means that - as an Occasional Teacher - all my work will go unpaid if I decide to socially distance. Give us some INFO. #UoE #COVIDー19

[Esm @EsmePearce]

4 weeks of strikes, haven’t been on campus in god knows how long, and now if you have a cold you gotta take 7 days out? Sorry but unless you’re closing uni y’all are getting infected cause I’d like to pass first year x

P.S. I’d like some of my £9000 back

[Esm @EsmePearce]

Family Articulate:
“If you go 10, 9, 8, 7, 6 it’s called a...”
“5?”

“Grapes grow on it and it wiggles up a wall...”
“A snake?”

“It’s a fruit that sounds like an animal that goes oink...”
“Apple?”

“Goes with curry- Pilau ___...”
“Sauce?”

“Our continent...”
“Britain?”