Esme Song

Mentally the illest. I like to have fun, but I still make better grades than you. ↳ @boohoorichkid is my property.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

@Frankie_Holl Of course I can explain it! But will I? I highly doubt it. You should be thanking me, I upped your Spotify playlist by at least two dozen.

[Frankie Hollingsworth @Frankie_Holl]

Can you explain to me what this is and why I can’t remove it from my Spotify @EsmeSong_

https://t.co/KzCoZnyIkz

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

@boohoorichkid Just, give me a minute? I'll need more than a couple joints if I want to find this fully amusing.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

@Frankie_Holl New Alexa on fire.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

I'm not a nerd just because I complete more books in a month than one does in a lifetime.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

@boohoorichkid What? That's not even... I hate you. And I hate Frankie for imitating you.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

@boohoorichkid I'm not mad that you got stoned the day before my graduation, because you put my name first and I'm obsessed with myself.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

@boohoorichkid It had better stay that way.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

@Frankie_Holl Yelling about Tristan got you a date? Where the hell were these dates two years ago?

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

I probably won't ruin this year's prom. Not because I don't want to or anything, but because squares on the Board of Directors won't let me.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

@boohoorichkid I absolutely do not, the list of foods I can eat is shorter than the one of Tristan's potential sex partners.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

Miles thinks that the ginger in sashimi tastes like soap. His taste buds are a disgrace.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

@Frankie_Holl Looking at these people's display names and profile pictures, I'd really prefer they didn't like me or have anything to do with my relationship.

[Frankie Hollingsworth @Frankie_Holl]

Miles handling his asks is how I aspire to be in life.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

@Frankie_Holl This is why he started a big gay mafia showdown.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

Can @Frankie_Holl or whoever is at that house with control over the sound system, please cut the kitchen staff's power source? Some of us are actually trying to get work done.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

@Frankie_Holl Or maybe you're just really bad at coming up with them. Either way, I'm a genius.

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

@boohoorichkid This is so obnoxious.

[Miles Hollingsworth @boohoorichkid]

4:20 4/20 WOOOOOOHOOOOO #Happy420 #420day #420blazeit

[Esme Song @EsmeSong_]

Do you know what's even funnier than Miles being high? Filming things he does when he's high.