The new #MH370 documentary goes like this:
Malaysia is incompetent.
Actually, The Pilots a terrorist.
Wait, wait…The Americans did it.
Scratch that - The Russians did it.
Conclusion:
We don’t know who did it.
Largely told by a blogger. *
Update on Damar:
His vitals are back to normal and they have put him to sleep to put a breathing tube down his throat. They are currently running tests.
We will provide updates as we have them.