Jesse

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes. - Jack Burton

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

For sale: Hong oppo, never used

[Chris Blattman @cblatts]

A+

[crias @criaslovesu]

No one who has witnessed totality thinks this man is overselling it.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

if you're really worried about nuclear war you should definitely do buy now pay later

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

The Harry Potter fans at the center of the Dobby beach story are definitely worth making fun of but we should also laugh harder at the utilities people who caved into the demands of Harry Potter fans

[Greg Lukianoff @glukianoff]

“The U.S. should push back. We shouldn't have to have European fingerprints on every American sentence that AI touches.”

[nick @lovechazelle]

on filmtwt if you like movies they lock you up

[John Coogan @johncoogan]

Very few people pricing in a scenario where a rogue AI agent hacks into the FDA and unbans the original Four Loko

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Guy with the worlds second smallest penis suddenly isn’t so fucking smug

[Maggie @maggiemoda]

Drivers: I consent
Amazon: I consent

Mamdani: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Robespierre looking down at the basket of heads: "the reign of terror was crazzzzzy"

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

All the DSA people are the craziest wokey wokes you've ever met.

It's hilarious that people think the DSA is an alternative to woke.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Thank god they didn’t watch Chernobyl

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

We should kill him and take the rainbow ball for ourselves.

[Ethan Mollick @emollick]

A great post from Blue Sky

[dr. hell @trevorcrumbo]

werwulf, nosferatu, and the vvitch will return in robert eggers' 𝕸𝖔𝖓𝓯𝖙𝖗𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝓯𝖍 (2028, universal)

[Nick @aftersunfilm]

Your letterboxd should not be a performance for strangers on the internet.

[Sunny @sunnyright]

The clearest sign we all died in 2012 and have been living in a simulation since, is that the universe generates new "celebrities" each day who almost certainly did not exist the day before.

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

No shit