Tyler Olson

I have an answer to any question. Some answers are actually correct. Now also at: @[email protected]

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

@JenAFifield Well, if someone in Phoenix has a 603 area code, they are likely already dialing 10 digits. Doesn't anyone @azcentral proofread their tweets?

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

@BenMank77 @latimes What is this "newspaper" thing you are talking about? Seriously, Ben, I'm considerably older than you and I haven't picked up a printed edition in years; haven't seemed to missed anything. How's Lasorda doing?

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

@Dodgers @ThomasRichmond So, the Angels have forfeited tomorrow's game? Its not a sweep until you win every game.

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

Definitely keeping with the overall theme...

[Arizona's Law @arizonaslaw]

Not a huge fan of high priced fast food burgers, but just got a good laugh from @CarlsJr charging $6.66 for an El Diablo burger.

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

@chrisderose I wonder if this was purpose-built for Ticknor and Fields, or did they replace a previous tenant?

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

My dad would say that something was "rich as foot up a bull's ass!" Took me a long time to realize he was describing manure.

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

I use to have a neighbor, sweetest old lady on the block, widowed. I would run errands for her daily, some home repairs, etc.

Whenever I left, she would say to me “Love you a bushel and a peck.”

What’s an old phrase from your youth you no longer hear anymore?

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

I wonder what happened at quarter to seven?

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

Foot-curling?

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

No, I’d never think of retweeting this image of Trump that shows his massive BALD SPOT, which he so desperately tries to hide. That would make Trump very sad. So whatever you do, please do NOT retweet this!!

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

I wonder that myself.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

isn't this a preferred self-definition? not sure why it should matter to anyone else.

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

I don't take selfies, so maybe I don't understand the mechanics of the job, but is it really that difficult to switch the camera out of mirror mode so the pictures you post aren't all backwards?

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

@rez_devil @LaloPicheco What caliber would that be? Looks like it the tine of the fork holding the meat.

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

Can I get 1,000 retweets to make this trend please?

#JoeRoganWontDebateMolly

Because @joerogan is a coward.

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

I just happened upon an infomercial for "physical gold". They are offering a brochure with "never-before-seen facts" about gold. Wanna bet those "facts" are totally made up?

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

Are recycle containers recyclable?

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

...and call the next station and tell them I'll be there shortly to fill up again.

[THOMAS RICHMOND ❤️🎸🇺🇦 @ThomasRichmond]

Filler Up!

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

@CraigSMorgan @PhilLatzman Your article did not include any mention of AZ Veterans Memorial Coliseum. Any reason? While the facility is ancient, it has twice the seating capacity of Mullett Arena and is already hockey-friendly.

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

Just received this fax (yes, we still have a fax machine!)
I'm going to file this in case any of our vehicles are stolen, because I figure this guy will likely be fencing them. DM me if you need his number.

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

Well, it does, but maybe it doesn't. Using those shortcuts, the most recent message on my list is more than one month ago. Could that be true?

[Khashoggi’s Ghost 🇺🇦🌻 @UROCKlive1]

Apparently if you hit the "g" key and then the "i" key it brings up your lists.

I did not know this. I would prefer for them to put the link back, but this is nice to know.

[Tyler Olson @Espaqu]

When I was a kid, I couldn't wait to get old enough that I could say "When I was a kid..."