Jon Gruden

I'll tell ya what man

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Man, the Seahawks bats win more games than the Mariners bats do. That's something

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Dell Computers should change their name to Odell, because Odell Beckham Jr. is a machine, man. He's hitting the delete button on Atlanta's D

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Not converting on 4th down is like pouring a bowl of cereal and then realizing there's no milk. No first down and no Lucky Charms, man.

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.@TDESPN Man, Trent.. I'm a football junkie but you don't have to yell at everyone. You know what I'm saying, man?

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The black uniforms for the 49ers are pretty sharp, man. They're like the Men in Black now. They should sign Will Smith. I love those movies

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Two Monday Night Football games in one night. This is wild, man. It's like a buy one get one free at JC Penny. They have great blue jeans

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If I ever saw Teddy Bridgewater standing on a bridge holding a teddy bear while drinking water I think my head would explode, man.

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The Eagles came up just short, man. They were almost on the roller coaster but weren't tall enough to ride it. I love amusement parks

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Matty Ice should've went with the Ol Spider 2 Y Banana

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Stop what you're doing and imagine drawing up a Draw play for a running back named Drew. Does your head hurt. Cause mine does, man. Wow

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DeMarco Murray. Enough said, man. He might as well go by DeMarco Hurry. Because when he runs the ball, he gets to the end zone quick

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Hammerin' Julio man where do I come up with this stuff

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If I had a nickel for every time Julio Jones made a great play, I'd have like 23 bucks, man. That's a solid meal at Applebee's right there

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I hate Pick 6's. Theyre like when your bag gets stuck in the vending machine and someone else ends up getting them. Give me my Cheez-Its man

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Wow I tell you what man that was a crazy first week in the National Football League, only thing that could top that is grandma's pie. Yum.

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Wow, man. Tom Brady suspended for 4 games next season. That's really deflating to the Patriots organization. Give that team an air pump, man

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Amari Cooper makes me think of the element copper. Pennies were once made out of copper. Pennies are money and so are his catches, man

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Marcus Mariota is going to make the Titans a team to remember, man. Just like that one movie. I can't seem to think of the name right now

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I'm a fan of Jameis Winston, man. Great pick for TB. The kid has the word "Win" in his last name for pete's sake. He's not Jameis Loseton

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A typical essay has a rough draft first. But there's nothing rough about this draft tonight, man. No sir. This right here is the real deal