Dannicorn

Just a small town girl, living in a nerdcore world.... Jedi for charity events. Type 1 diabetic. Nylon addict. Supernatural fan. Hopelessly devoted to Misha.

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Drag Race s14 1st ep favorites:
Bosco
Willow Pill
Kornbread

Also, June is so pretty.

#rupaulsdragrace #DragRace

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Today I learned that I share a birthday with @RobGronkowski who is one of the 5 football players I recognize

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The opening credits to American Horror Story are what it would sound like if Trent Reznor fucked his garbage disposal.

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New meds, who dis?

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My psychiatrist, writing me new prescriptions: she can't feel anxious if she's unconscious

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When it's been a stressful day on a stressful week on a stressful life watching a little Queer Eye is a good reminder that not everyone and everything in the world is shit.

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Cishets will let their kid watch a show where dudes are getting shot in the face but think they're too young to learn what a drag queen is 🙄🙃

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When white folks say, "That's my spirit animal!"

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This weekend a grown man complimented the salt and pepper greys in my hair and said his mom has that too and he thinks it looks nice so if anyone needs me I'll be throwing myself off a cliff

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Imma tell my kid that this was Rage Against the Machine

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I don't understand how people are still complaining about wearing a mask. Especially when most of you look way more attractive with 2/3 of your face obscured.

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Today I lost my health insurance and nobody has been able to tell me why. Worst April Fool's prank ever. Now give it the fuck back.

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How are you gonna have "white boy summer" when most of y'all get a sunburn on a cloudy day? 🤔

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PSA: unless you want to remain in Florida until you die, DO NOT go to Florida "just until you get back on your feet." Your feet are gone now. An alligator ate them.

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I met a cat at my local shelter and I want to adopt him but some members of the household said no so I can't and I'm not okay. I already fell in love with him. 😭😭😭

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I am a grown woman wondering if I can adopt a cat on the dl because the people I live with don't want me to get one. Bitch, I'll pay extra idgaf. I need the cat and the cat needs me.

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@boxycharm @glamnetic Bold of you to assume I have friends. Gimme some lashes anyway.

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#PokemonGoRaids @PokeRaidApp #PokeRaidApp last raid was a bust so trying again for coins and legendary yellow and pink 😭😭😭

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All I want is some Uxie and Mesprit raids 😭😭😭 #PokemonGoRaids @PokeRaidApp #PokeRaidApp