Heather Esquire

I'm a lawyer who likes funny stuff.

[Heather Esquire @EsquireHeather]

The flower does not dream of the bee. It blossoms and the bee comes.

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Just over here Himbo hunting at Skankfest vegas @IamJustinSilver @JoshAdamMeyers @HimbosPodcast @TheBonfireSXM @SkankfestNYC

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@tastebudspod @SalVulcano @joederosacomedy please do Shepherd's Pie versus Pot Pie. The ultimate savory pie showdown!

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@wolfast Chess

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Hey, @SIRIUSXM, what is the hold up with finding @TheBonfireSXM a new home? My boys @DanSoder and @bigjayoakerson have abandonment issues already, don't leave them, or us the fans, hanging! And dont forget pay raises 4 @ChristineMEvans @djlouwitzki @louisjohnson21 #CrackleCrackle

[Heather Esquire @EsquireHeather]

I haven't been on Twitter in a year, but I'm here to tell @SIRIUSXM how important @TheBonfireSXM has been to me over the past 5 years, and how important it is for the show to return @bigjayoakerson @DanSoder @djlouwitzki @ChristineMEvans @louisjohnson21 WE LOVE U #CrackleCrackle

[Brett L. Tolman @tolmanbrett]

-I’m asking all God-fearing conservatives and my reform advocate friends and champions to raise your voices for Brandon Bernard and his family and ask @realDonaldTrump to commute this sentence to life in prison.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Ruben Gutirrez has been on death row for over 20 years for a murder he said he did not commit. He has always maintained his innocence and has made requests to get DNA collected from the body of the victim tested to prove that he did not kill an 85 yr old woman during a robbery.

[Heather Esquire @EsquireHeather]

@mayoroflasvegas I DO NOT OFFER MYSELF OR MY FAMILY AS PART OF YOUR RIDICULOUS CONTROL GROUP. YOUR DAYS IN OFFICE ARE NUMBERED. WORST. MAYOR. EVER.

[Heather Esquire @EsquireHeather]

@SenWarren drop out. You are doing far more harm then good all in the interest of your ego. It's over. Give up. Endorse @BernieSanders and move on.

[Heather Esquire @EsquireHeather]

Been off Twitter about 3 months. What did I miss?

[my funny vinotime @ColleenFendon]

When I grow up, I wanna be some old lady’s cat.

[Heather Esquire @EsquireHeather]

@AbleLikes 😂😂😂

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@DakHarding I heard meetups are a better alternative to dating apps.

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@Tucker1011

[Heather Esquire @EsquireHeather]

I'm upset people still think vaccines cause autism. I'm more upset people still don't understand the difference between affect/ effect.

[Gregory @urbanx_f]

Vaccines cause autism, that is a scientific fact.
But I would like to see more study on the effects of EMF on children. If it can determined that it may damage germ-line DNA, then hypothetically, it could effect (affect?) their offspring. Now would be a good time to look at this.

[Heather Esquire @EsquireHeather]

@DakHarding Because if not I'm stealing it

[Heather Esquire @EsquireHeather]

@DakHarding I trust that is on YOUR profile under "what I'm looking for in a partner?"

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@irrachionel Memento

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@DakHarding I have no idea what I was on that night but I need more of it