SteMUFC

Manchester United Fan Account. Stretford End ST holder for 18 years. Football analysis. Qualified Sports Journalist. All opinions my own.

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New manager about to walk through the door and Luke Shaw magically about to be fit again?

It’s as regular as night after day at this point.

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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Ornsteinnnnnn. Nice exclusive as per David. Interesting that there’s still the caveat of ‘if they do decide to replace Carrick’ so it’s not 100% determined yet?

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Do these fucking execs not have mobile phones? A teams meeting maybe?

Stop fucking around with one of the biggest football clubs in the world. Why are we waiting for an in person meeting in Monaco ffs.

GET ON WITH IT.

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The back 4 is soooo fucked it’s beyond belief.

This is partially on Carrick too… he keeps fucking picking them.

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Hahaha Dalot. Nice one.

Amass must be looking on in bemusement.

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We’re seeing so much space on that right wing and it’s absolutely perfect for Lacey.

Get him on and get him running at that LB.

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I mean.. it’s Sunday league at the back again.

Surely we’ve got 4 other defenders at the club?

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Bro… we just cannot defend. Play the kids at the back man stop playing the same fuckwits in defence.

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@lauriewhitwell Laurie do you see these comments as naive from the Glazers and could pose a potential threat to their safety?

I’m not condoning it in any way but surely with comments like this they are antagonising an already apoplectic fan base?

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Has anyone ever been sent off and got MOTM??

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Lacey surely has to start against Villa.

So dangerous and is desperate to attack as soon as he gets the ball.

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Shea Lacey.

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Maybe Ugarte was the key…

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Unreal.

Only player looks like they give a shit and playing well does his hamstring.

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I don’t get what Amass has to do to get into this defence.

Surely playing him at LB has to be better than playing Dalot there.

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The defence is so amateur it’s unreal.

Maguire could barely kick it out and back 4 absolutely all over the shop.

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Oh. My. Lord.

That defending.

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@Plettigoal They’re going to be in League 2 soon so it’s League 2 prices.. £1m?

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Thank good Carrick thought the same.

You can’t behave the way Martinez has and then play the next game.

Could even just drop him on how pathetic his forms been anyway tbf.

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I can’t state this enough that I will lose all my faith in Manchester United Football Club if Martinez plays tonight.

Some things are unacceptable when representing this club and Martinez went well beyond that line on Saturday.

He cannot put that shirt on again.

@ManUtd

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I can’t state this enough that I will lose all my faith in Manchester United Football Club if Martinez plays tonight.

Some things are unacceptable when representing this club and Martinez went well beyond that line on Saturday.

He cannot put that shirt on again.

@ManUtd