SteMUFC

Manchester United Fan Account. Stretford End ST holder for 18 years. Football analysis. Qualified Sports Journalist. All opinions my own.

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@TobilobaUTD17 There’s noooo way those stats are right for Dumfries??? 3 progressive passes in 1400 minutes??

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@JacobsBen Excellent because we value Ugarte at £80m too so a straight swap is on the cards 🙄🙄

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@UMykeal It’s not what Arsenal faces at all… it’s what Arsenal creates.

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Arsenal absolutely stunk out the PL and CL all season..shit housing every match, cheating, dark arts, pathetic football and have killed the beautiful game

Got what they deserved ultimately last night but if I was an Arsenal fan I’d be fuming because PSG were there for the taking

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Football is saved, thank the lord.

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Barcola with the last kick should have won it..,

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PSG need to take some risks in this second half.. Neves/Vitinha/Ruiz are far too deep in possession and at least one of them doesn’t need to be there.

Arsenal will have 12 men on the edge of their box for the 2nd half and I’m sure Enrique will shake it up fairly quickly.

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Out of curiosity, what’s the least amount of ‘ball in play’ time ever seen in a CL final?

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25 degrees with no sun shining and they’re getting a drinks break??

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Ohhh my lordddddd

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It’s an absolute disaster to the sport of football if Arsenal go a goal up early. You’ll see the nastiest dark arts even for this Arsenal side that you’ve never witnessed before 🤢

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It’s an absolute disaster to the sport of football if Arsenal go a goal up early. You’ll see the nastiest dark arts even for this Arsenal side that you’ve never witnessed before 🤢

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@FabrizioRomano @talkSPORT Ooof.. VVD fallen off a cliff performance wise and Konate now leaving. Yikes

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Operation get Spurs relegated but Everton didn’t get the memo… they just don’t look arsed about it 😭

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@AndyMitten Any chance of a live photo of the gigantic smile that is surely on your face right now?

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Right it’s 3-0 in a game that’s meaningless to us.. get Lacey/Fletcher/Heaven on

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Oh my word absolutely silky football from United. Great goal with Mount & Amad at the heart of it.

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He’s done it!!

BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO

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The biggest flaw with this City side is if the 2 wingers aren’t on it the team has nothing else…

Doku/Semenyo been really poor and the title could be over just like that.

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Watching this Arsenal side is absolutely insufferable…

The dark arts, corner bullshit, pushing, shoving, diving, cheating, boring football.

Surely it’s a giant red flag to their fans that most fans would prefer a sports washing state to win it over them…

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Bruno should have that record absolutely wrapped up in this game…

Should have 3 or 4 in this game alone