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Tweet tweet mother fucker

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But seriously, folks... why do humans have toes and what's up with those cats out front of my favorite gas station? Think cool things would happen if I put 15 bucks in their hand? I'll probably just pee on their legs. #JoeBidenQuotes

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@YoungbloodHawke "we come running" came to mind.

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Dirty chairs are actually quite comfy.

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@LonteBoo @LonteBoo hmmm.

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If purple really was a color you'd be able to see it.

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Watered my plants yesterday. Feeling like king. Time for a swim. #ItsNotThatAwkward.

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Effin' Joni
@JBeefaroni.

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Wanna see a magic trick?

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You forgot the straw. We suck as through straws now. Eating ass is soooooooo 2019.

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That tears it! (Or doesn't tear it depending on your style) my podcast versus yours! Single elimination ass-eating crossover, two lips one butthole, loser leaves 4 am forever.

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@and_revenge Exasstly.

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I can't sing but neither can you.

#getoffmystoop

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Well, you would assume wrong.

This tweet was for Canadians.

#YouKnowWhatAssumingDoes

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@EstateDiamonds1 I assume this is about me.

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Let's play a game.

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Ya know what else happens at 4am?

Pancakes. Pancakes and peanutbutter. With honey. And oats. No. No oats. Keep everything else.

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@LonteBoo BECAUSE SOMETIMES THATS THE WAY THINGS HAPPEN AT 4AM

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@notawkwardpod

Why you gotta be so...
Un-fucking-Believable. Amazeballs.

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Sorry, I'm spiderman and I can not attend your zoom meeting today. Or ever.

#zoom #zoom

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My anus is bleeding and my spoon is still rather large. Like the centenarian roaming the halls.

#wheredowegofromhere

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I'm back. WASSSSUP Bitches!?!

We don't eat ass anymore. That is so 2019.
Suck ass through a straw. This is 2020.

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Probably Jim Carey but you'll never know because I didn't actually respond to you.