#Pray4Este

I clog almost every toilet

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

You couldnt last a day in my jorts

[27. @dimvji]

i was so crazy back then (an hour ago)

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks and I can't explain that

[akila. @becka1icious]

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing

[grace @gracefishlove]

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

It’s called dubstep and my dick can’t get hard without it. Yeah Pepsi’s okay. Do you have diet

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Mexicans be like, cause of death: ya le tocaba

[ًً @7i__g]

sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[j @sweet4k1tty]

Occupation : Mexican

[wade @normalguy824]

If Mexico wins let’s hit up our exes

[. @inthegraveyardd]

Sorry boss. I gotta bounce early today cus I’m Mexican.

[a @a8065287968522]

Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

Boarding this morning’s flight with my emotional support trout…

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Softboy @softboywin]

white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisalign