Estee Rubinstein

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

You didn't choose the thug life. And the thug life didn't choose you. You are a 22 year old white girl studying communications.

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

I like the way you're worthless (no dignity).

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

Love is a drug. Makes you feel sick and amazing. Still criminalized in some states. You can get it cheaper in Mexico but you'll get shot.

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

"I Chant Even" would be a cute name for a girls church choir.

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

You're not important enough to have "haters" but if delusions motivate you, keep going.

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

Be the change you wish to see in a Coinstar machine.

[Estee Rubinstein @EsteeNatasha]

Now I lay me down to sleep, I Tinder through these weirdo creeps.....

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

It's white-girls-grabbing-their-nephews-to-Instagram-themselves-pumpkin-picking season

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

Jews are successful because we think like rappers. People tryna kill us. Don't know if heaven is real so we get that paper while we here.

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

Share a Coke with the unpaid social media intern who thought of this campaign.

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

Ugh, I really didn't want to do this but here's a video of me dumping a bucket full of attention on my head.

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

What is it about caring for someone that makes me want to call them "fuck-face?"

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

Your Victoria's Secret perfume smells like a gummy bear that fucked a cotton candy vendor for a free Smirnoff Ice.

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

oh cool you did a ombre and now your hair is the color of reese's puffs cereal like everyone else

[Estee Rubinstein @EsteeNatasha]

Also, I hope my roommates don't walk in.