appreciation post to the friends who understand my abysmal text response time. y’all the real MVPs for still texting me back even after i took three and a half years to respond.
Me: *creeps every picture, video, story of Kylie Jenner & Stormi*
Instagram: Looks like you’re interested in pregnancy. Just gonna go ahead & fill your explore tab with loads of pregnant ladies.
Me: 😒😒😒😒😒
Why is it that when I wash my face in the sink for 5 minutes I am completely makeup free but after a 20 minute shower there is mascara LITERALLY everywhere???