Stephen Murray

Half of The House Phoenix. Not sure which title to list. Head Guy In Charge, Shipping & Receiving, Knot-tying Expert, Jantior....

[Stephen Murray @EsteveMurray]

@PrimeBane Stick with Dyson but get it from Costco and if / when you have an issue, you can deal directly with Costco who has a great return policy / customer service.

[Chris Nowinski, Ph.D. @ChrisNowinski1]

I take no pleasure in being right. Pray for Tua. We saw this coming. Get angry. Get involved with @ConcussionLF to make sure the @NFL can't do this again.

[riddles 🇨🇦 @ethernaz]

Why this pump is different 🧵👇🏽

A MUST READ 🍿💸

[Sid Seixeiro @Sid_Seixeiro]

TNT and ESPN just realized they gave a league that doesn’t know it’s own rules millions of dollars.

[Stephen Murray @EsteveMurray]

@ZssBecker "NT"
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[Stephen Murray @EsteveMurray]

@mikesbloggity I was thinking of going as Ted Lasso so we may have to coordinate.

[VisuallyBetter @Isuckatpicking]

This is perfect 😂

[Stephen Murray @EsteveMurray]

@Panthers I'd love a black @LukeKuechly jersey to rep up here in 🇨🇦

[Stephen Murray @EsteveMurray]

@mikesbloggity Congrats on the 10/10 rating!!

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

A MESSAGE FROM THE CONSERVATIVE GOVT'S OF CANADA

[Giant Blüe Ring 🍁 @GiantBlueRing]

Things that age well:
-Betty White
-Wine
-Cheese

Things that don't age well:
⬇️⬇️⬇️

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

The love for Norm Macdonald on Twitter last night was so all encompassing that Burt Reynolds and OJ Simpson became trending topics lololololol

[𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕖𝕞𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕣 @ReapersPlace]

Tears. Hahahah!

[Robyn Urback @RobynUrback]

My friend's friend got the vaccine and his foreskin became sentient and then turned into a jazz crooner. Now my friend's friend can't go to the bathroom without "I've got you under my skin" wafting out of his pants when he pulls down his zipper

[Linwood Barclay @linwood_barclay]

If your hospital protest hinders health care workers in any way, you are an asshole. And if you somehow get hurt, those workers will help you. Because they’re not assholes.

[Stephen Murray @EsteveMurray]

This is great.

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Incredibly powerful. ❤️

Leylah Annie Fernandez's father, Jorge, chats with @markhmasters about what it means to represent Canada as an immigrant family. 🇨🇦

[Charles Adler @charlesadler]

Can you imagine Biden & Trump taping the same public service announcement? Thank you Canada for continuing to be Canadian.

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

Sometimes we’re reminded how relatively sane and decent our country is, and our politics remains.