LOLO UKWUOMA🍑 1 na Awka-etiti

Demigod 👑 yolo!🚶🚶

[LOLO UKWUOMA🍑 1 na Awka-etiti @EstherDeity]

A very bright and peaceful day to appreciate my beaut!😍💁🏾‍♀️❤️‍🔥
Pc📸 : @Dasucre

[LOLO UKWUOMA🍑 1 na Awka-etiti @EstherDeity]

@talk2_joseph Where is ur edit bro

[LOLO UKWUOMA🍑 1 na Awka-etiti @EstherDeity]

@NnaGlobal Following your World Cup games bro 💥

[NWACHINEMERE @obinna_chikodi]

Go to any car lot, price a car of your choice from 2013 and above, remove 5m from the price dy gave you, discount can be more though depends on the car.

Give me the money in 30-50days I will give you that exact car with clean title..

Serious Persons Only..

[LOLO UKWUOMA🍑 1 na Awka-etiti @EstherDeity]

@iamBigChops 😹😹who con get the slip ?😂🤣

[Cmetu 🇳🇬🇯🇵🍀 @metuchizzy]

SportyBet is not working again ooo 😂

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Your husband na head of the family but e dey give another man head 💀

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Think of a business you can do and how much you need.

Let’s discuss tomorrow.

You might be lucky to have a partner.

For now, good night and God bless.

[𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀 @Auntyadaa]

Inspo Result

[Baby Zee❤️😂😂🤌🤌(Ólùkọ́ àwọn ọmọ líle) @hayzed0709]

So a child in my class brought food to school today but didn’t touch it.
I asked why, and he said their house help hasn’t returned from Christmas break and the food his mummy cooked is not sweet.
Now, in my school, if a child doesn’t eat and you don’t report it or inform the parent through the communication book, you’ll be penalized. The funny part? This particular parent never opens the communication book.
I still wrote it there and, when she came to pick him up, I politely stepped aside with her and said, “Good afternoon ma’am, your child didn’t eat his food today. I don’t know why.” I pretended like he hadn’t told me anything.
Only for her to turn to the boy and ask,
Why didn’t you eat your food?
And this boy confidently replied, “It’s not sweet now. Shebi it’s only aunty Mercy that knows how to cook very well.
She just smiled and said, let go to the car 😭😭😭

[NWACHINEMERE @obinna_chikodi]

Chop life before bandit kee you 🤣🤣🤣

[LOLO UKWUOMA🍑 1 na Awka-etiti @EstherDeity]

@chuks_nadia U Dey chop oo!! Bro

[LOLO UKWUOMA🍑 1 na Awka-etiti @EstherDeity]

@oku_yungx Happy birthday 🎉

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Show me a Tweet of you commenting on my page with respect to key topics and i will give you 10k now.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Whenever you see 5N on aircraft registration, it means NIGERIA.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Hello Don Jazzy, whenever you plan to buy a private jet and need services of an engineer to access it, i am here for you ❤️

[God’s Favorite @TheAblebaee]

God’s favorite baby🥹🥹

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

Me: Orders ride

Bolt: place your offer

Me: N2,500

Bolt: Your driver has “accepted” your offer

Driver: Hello, that amount no gel oh, you go gimme 5,000

Me: Cancels ride and reports driver immediately

[LOLO UKWUOMA🍑 1 na Awka-etiti @EstherDeity]

@Yemihazan Dear @ProvidusBank why have u guys refused to credit my account??

[Achalugo🤭💕 @nwa_idiagbon]

My sex drive even scares me when I really like someone 😭

[NNANYELUGO 🦅🇦🇫🇦🇫 🇦🇫 @chuks_nadia]

Whatever you're trying to make

Gwa godi your sister ka ya boili godi old yam for better egg sauce