Esther Hodgens

Professional drinker with a student problem. Hates: Sushi, toe fungus, and the patriarchy. Voted most likely to fake a serious illness to avoid reponsibility.

[Esther Hodgens @EstherH_CA]

Ah, the same old game: Is this water or is this vodka?

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@ArrowKelsey Vodka?

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@AllyInAFrame @ArrowKelsey Legit just vomitted in my mouth.

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@AllyInAFrame @ArrowKelsey Two against one. You're the sleep walking pisser.

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@ArrowKelsey @AllyInAFrame Denial in situations like this is perfectly normal.

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@ArrowKelsey @AllyInAFrame 11 shots of tequila and your sleep walking habit do not a good combo make.

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@ArrowKelsey @AllyInAFrame You've done it before...

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@AllyInAFrame @ArrowKelsey Keep it out of my room and my food, that includes the fridge.

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@AllyInAFrame @ArrowKelsey You two mofos would kill a pet rock.

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Now is the time to bake a cake.

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@AllyInAFrame @ArrowKelsey Stick it up your sippy cup, Frame.

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@AllyInAFrame @ArrowKelsey just admit your undying love for me.

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@AllyInAFrame @ArrowKelsey Pssh. I'll pour you a sippy cup of old grape juice.

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@AngusMayfair Phew!

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@AllyInAFrame @ArrowKelsey Well then! Wifey and I got this bottle all to ourselves. Ah, exsqueeze you.

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Is twitter censored?

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@AllyInAFrame @ArrowKelsey Get your patooties home from class than and I'll pour your asses a glass.

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It's a Monday.

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@AngusMayfair It's a mutual feeling, amigo.

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@AngusMayfair That's the spirit! Play some Jimmy Buffet and pour the tequila!