Jah's Hasah

God's grace makes me who and what I am.
Doctor in a minute 🦷💉❤️. Ronaldo fan🐐. Jaymikee's biggest stan 🎶 Chelsea 💙💙💙

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

What is wrong with Ocean of pdf .ahhhh

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

@symply_zina @ms0nigghaz I dey come chop

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

@Ssaasquatch Lmao 😂

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

A fetus is a parasite 🤦‍♀️
#olodouprising

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

I no even sabi anything 😭. I was sha confused. Thought she was speaking of Wale Adenuga Production

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

I've muted their notifications for about 2 years now. No one except my parents and grandma send money, so I always know when to check

[doyin @doyin_deji]

opay are losing the plot with this unnecessary and unfortunate notifications. even the real credit notifications are now coming very very late.

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

So you like this, you wash your car everyday. And the man washes 16 cars in a day. Agbalagba oniro

[Kunmi Àgbà Farmer @kunmigbenga]

The gateman in our section of the estate earns a N70k monthly salary.

We have 16 flats and about 15 cars in the compound. He washes our cars every day for N1k each because it’s cheaper than taking them to a car wash.

He also does laundry for 5 people every weekend at N1,500 each..that’s another N30k monthly.

Then I sat down to calculate everything… Omo, this guy is making close to N550k every month. 😂

As if that’s not enough, he has a small farm at the back where he grows yam and pepper. He sells to us in the compound, and even has 2 Okada that comes to deliver from him daily.

Omo, I just realized say na this guy fat pass all of us wey dey compound. 😂. If he no buy pepper soup for me this weekend make I bend.

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

That ID card looks so familiar

[Kynefi @defikyne]

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐞. 🎓

B.Eng. in Electrical & Electronics Engineering.

Just wrapped up my final paper
Years of stress, late nights, deadlines, and pushing through finally paid off.

Grateful for the journey. On to whatever comes next.

Congratulations to me🎊

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

13 minutes for 10 minutes extractime. They conveniently waited till they scored the yeye goal. Ronaldo also had a goal canceled. He wasn't favored.

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

FIFA favored Ronaldo tonight.

Let's call it what it is.

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

How do you decline a partner in need. Dayo should better run. Mtcheew

[Zikoko says it’s #TheNairaLifeConference season!! @Zikoko_Mag]

https://t.co/lxFaWaJrXW

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

To all of you yelling “satire”
The entire idea of satire as a literary device is to use humor/be entertaining while also criticizing and exposing the issue at the base of the content.

Portraying “akara selling” as a lucrative business where you’re taking payment in solana and eth, patronizing Polanco and shopping at hf etc.
where is the said “satire” that you all are screaming?

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

@larmmy She wants engagement and nothing more

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

@gnamanari Entitlement when I'm paying extra. By your "logical logic" even ordering on a normal day is entitlement.
I'm also doing what I'm required to do in the sun or in the rain, who should tip me for that?

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

@gnamanari This is so wrong lmao. A percentage of the surge fee goes to the riders. Again, they are not under compulsion to deliver. I can't tip when I've paid extra already to get my food. It just screams entitlement.

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

@Ssaasquatch I have an idea but it's not ethical for me to say 😂

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

@iamafeez13 Ahah. We can't compare o. We can't compare at all

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

@_kkhyu @0moyeh Look at the retarded comment section for Christ sake

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

@Fancyfoodmart In all of this. Which ajo I fit do abeg

[Jah's Hasah @Estherphils]

I just saw an elderly man in UCH. So teary begging me to help his admitted wife with money to get drugs. I was really sad mehn. So sure what I gave him will not do anything but I hope it helps