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Thought vomit.

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@surekhapillai 😂

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care

[Andy Coravos @AndreaCoravos]

Wait. @instagram strategically *withholds* "likes" from users that they believe might disengage hoping they'll be disappointed and recheck the app?! Harvesting painful insecurities. This is so messed up. https://t.co/tXs9R1T1zK

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@aaditee <3

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@aaditee I can only have the juice. It is just so easy to walk into a restaurant and order one.

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@aaditee Sure. I've already wasted a few hundred while watching YouTube videos and what not. Besides, all that effort just to eat small little seeds that don't last much in your mouth isn't worth it imo

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How to eat a pomegranate:
1.Cut off the top to reveal its bright red seeds
2. Make fine cuts through the peel so you can break it into 4 sections
3. Now apply all your artfulness, agility & craftiness to flip the fruit open
4. Give up, realize you suck, eat something else instead

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@runjhunmehrotra In and out for a bit! How have you been? How are your trolls!

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What a sick, twisted psychotic couple to have done this.
https://t.co/TCnaqU1oE4

[ABC News @ABC]

California couple charged with torture and child endangerment after allegedly holding their 13 children captive, with some "shackled to their beds." https://t.co/lqFduELhX1

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It's like 2017 all over again... :-(
https://t.co/m3H5QIsgNY

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: Dolores O'Riordan, lead singer of The Cranberries, has died at age 46, according to her publicist, Irish media and the AP report.

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@amreekandesi It will come. Just be at it ✌

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@Pinkzenjoy Ugh. You know i also started hating that guy towards the last few seasons.

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@QuirkyLogic Couldn't have been better, thank you for checking in.

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Horror movie idea: you go to lunch with someone who chews with their mouth open.

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@FlirtingKaapi In fact I deliberately make morning plans for some weekends so that I can get out of bed and start early. That way weekends end up being more productive.

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@FlirtingKaapi I recently signed up for a non charity event to help set up school kits priviledged children, they called me there at 7 am on a Friday! But I made it, and it felt nice that I did. So go. It is just one weekend.

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@nabilazaidi Done. Will msg you soon!

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@nabilazaidi I know. And i hope you'll still let me rant about my agency life when we meet next!

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@Pinkzenjoy Lol reading this is making me more anxious.