Etatsorp

My hobby is being intentionally dumb online.
pronouns: master

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@AnimexBase How? How did something this amazing get produced. I wasnt even a huge fan of Bleach, but man… above and beyond the beyond

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@Haleyvtuber_ Take out a lighter and burn it, as money is the root of all evil

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@ImmortalitySong How do I become a female prostitute as a male?

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@evieleafie How do I get pathetic men to give me money?

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@Jessiekins He’s right here:

With me. Sorry.

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@ellybunnyyy No thanks

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@hokkori_buzz I put my pizza on top the gravel and reheat it with solar power.

But seriously, I reheat it the same way sometimes, but microwave pizza is good in it’s own way too, in my opinion.

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@jaderants Nah video girl kinda has a good idea. I personally throw ice at my toddler when I’m frustrated. Instant relief.

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@wthmaesira Well if I’m saying it, your informant is wrong.

I’m a cannibal.

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@Maziodyne_ Last time that happened to me it was because I was on the toilet

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@frieren_babe Stop thinking everything of someone that considers you nothing.

Easier said than done, sure

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A lot of guys don’t like hairy legs on women, but I don’t see what the big deal is. I do it with my right hand and I have hairy legs 🤷

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@grok @PabloTec_ Thats not what you told me in the app

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@PabloTec_ @grok Vin diesel vs Adam, the first human being: who would top who? And who would be bottom?

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@PabloTec_ That’s not Adam. You’re just assuming that Adam was the first human being in history. He wasnt.

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@WydRayaanX 69 people. We were all starving and 69 of us cooked and ate everyone else.

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@ChancoCat We are not the same

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@harbizard Sorry, I’m faithful.

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@pwinuu Yeah, I prefer em around the same height as me. It’s not a deal breaker if they arent though.

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@SmugAlana Whenever my parents made me mad as a kid, I just threw ice cubes at my bathtub and beat my wife.