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🇵🇷 🇺🇸 Retired US Navy Sailor. It explains the sarcasm. #FinsUp

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When my wife passes, I’ll probably die within the hour of #heartbreak.

When I pass, my wife will most likely pass when all her appeals are exhausted. #marriagegoals

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Is it too late to petition the NFL to flex the @MiamiDolphins schedule for the rest of the season to have us play only the @nyjets? Asking for a team. #GoFins! @NFL

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Say what you want, but I'm really proud of my #MiamiDolphins! Yeah they lost but it was a great game. I think it was a turning point. #FinsUp @MiamiDolphins

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@MiamiDolphins Xbox series X

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@CoachLouHoltz88 The problem is you're claiming sides. How about we work together instead to turn down the heat? (And the shooter was on your side.)

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@realDonaldTrump claiming to have built hundreds of miles of border wall is like a guy saying he only wants to put in the tip. #BorderSecurity #DumpTrump #lies

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@WhitePepperGDF One word. Bidet.

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@RpsAgainstTrump I don't think Trump can spell God if you give him the GO and start sounding out the D.

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@FinsXtra @RapSheet @Tua still won't be able to play. Nor @cheetah, @D1__JW (Waddle) or Mosert (@RMos_8Ball) They'll be getting ready for the @SuperBowl.

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@KevHarlanEffect Don't you think the Bills had a say in this? Always crying about something? "Oh! We can't play in weather better than 50 degrees with the sun shining." #Billsmafia is going to be the same regardless. But we are better! #FinsUp

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When James Brown sings "Shake your money maker", what are you shaking? #shaking #moneymaker #jamesbrown #sexmachine

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@_MLFootball @KingOfPhinland @B_Shousejr @DolphinsTalkTom @NealDriscoll @VBSofficial_ @FinsPhanatics @JoeRobbie_ @lexiosborne @ArrowheadLive He also got a haircut. How come you're not reporting that?

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@FinFanForLife This is how every one of my training lectures start. No fucking lie. I love my shipmates. They can take a joke. #USNavy #sailorforlife @USNavy

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@loralaespectrum I did it just last night after drinking my last rum and coke for the evening.

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@TheRickWilson MAN! I almost watched this trailer at work. I work for the Government! I could have gotten fired! (But I have seen the movie so I can agree.)

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@ckparrot You want real talk? Which team with a winning record has Buffalo beaten? Only the Dolphins. So they are no better than us really. We just have lead the division from the first snap. Why don’t they talk about that? #FinsUp

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So what are they going to blame today? The Officials? Weather? Deflated football? #BuffaloBills #BillsMafia #FinsUp @NFL

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Heaven help me. Am I really cheering for the Patriots against Buffalo? #BillsMafia #BUFvsNE #Patriots #FinsUp

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@JakeSherman Was that from her @OnlyFans account?

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Don't people understand that Bluff has not played any contenders this season? They got 9 sacks on a rookie who held it too long afraid of the INT. They are about to face some adults. #BillsMafia, start your excuses now and we will get you a wet towel for the game in Dec. #FinsUp

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@Phincane Is this how @Patriots Fans felt when they began their run? Like no one wants to believe in us, but us? #FinsUp