Eternal Fat Kid

You gonna finish those fries?

I write things that go on the TV

[Eternal Fat Kid @EternalFatKid]

@NBA2KLeague @Oreo Welcome to space, now start dunking @Oreo @NBA2KLeague

[Flying Dog Brewery @FlyingDog]

More Uno in the box = more Uno in your glass. Keep the fiesta going with our new massive 15 PACK of the best Mexican lager around. #NumeroUno #disobedientbeer

[Flying Dog Brewery @FlyingDog]

$10 is all it takes to be entered to win this badass #DisobedientBeer stand-up paddle board in support of the @baypaddle. Multiple entries allowed, winner will be randomly selected 10/1. Each $10 donation plants 1,000 baby oysters in the Bay. #baypaddle #SUP

[Oyster Recovery Partnership @oysterrecovery]

Wow, we know Chris is an @OLDBAYSeasoning fan but we didn't know the #love runs this deep! Glad we can provide him with enough to get through his training, and that it'll be on board as he crosses the finish in VA Beach. Sounds like a great excuse for a crab feast! #BayPaddle

[Flying Dog Brewery @FlyingDog]

NEW BEER ALERT: Sweet and tart, this fruit has more punch than you can handle. If you even dream of a better sour, you better wake up and apologize. #disobedientbeer

[Flying Dog Brewery @FlyingDog]

NEW BEER ALERT: We couldn't be more excited about this one! FRUIT. PUNCH. SOUR. Vicious Hook is a one-two combo of sweet and tart that stuns you with a pucker punch. Square up with our Beer Finder and knock yourself out. #disobedientbeer

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

4 more kids have completed the 50 yard challenge . The 50 Yard challenge has only been possible because of you family, your support, donations and sharing it with even more kids . THANK YOU for making it all possible ! All roads lead back home to Huntsville,AL .

[Flying Dog Brewery @FlyingDog]

When we asked Jillian to model our new merch collection, we didn't mean she had to wear it all at once. Check out our web store, and get your Flying Dog swag on: https://t.co/4BFBhk6lJS

[Eternal Fat Kid @EternalFatKid]

@cargocollective
Can't get in to my admin page, keeps throwing me back to login... is there a problem with Cargo at the moment?

[Flying Dog Brewery @FlyingDog]

Where is your pickle hiding?

Hidden Pickle Dill Pickle Gose is finally here! Check out our beer finder to see where you can feed your pickle addiction: https://t.co/d4jeQ46AzH

[Eternal Fat Kid @EternalFatKid]

@FlyingDogMcGee @RoastHousePub @FlyingDog @roasthousepub

@flyingdogmcgee
I am here and am giving out free beef

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

Prince Harry opens up about mental health during his #RoyalVisitAustralia in Dubbo with Meghan Markle by his side.

"Asking for help was one of the best decisions that I ever made."

#RoyalTour

[Mindy Furano @MindyFurano]

If I win the lottery I’m getting everybody therapy

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

BREAKING: Nike had been paying Colin Kaepernick all along, waiting for the right moment. That moment is now, as he becomes the face of the company’s 30th anniversary of the “Just Do It” campaign.

[Eternal Fat Kid @EternalFatKid]

Does anyone know if guac costs extra at Chipotle?

[Eternal Fat Kid @EternalFatKid]

ladies, if you're going to break up with a boy at least have the decency to buy them a 600 piece Chik-fil-a party platter first

[Eternal Fat Kid @EternalFatKid]

all jeans are skinny jeans when you're addicted to spaghetti-o's

[Eternal Fat Kid @EternalFatKid]

the worst part about the government shutdown is that nobody will be out looking for Carmen Sandiego

[Eternal Fat Kid @EternalFatKid]

just settling down to my morning bowl of Tide pods

[Eternal Fat Kid @EternalFatKid]

Our President now giving speeches from the seasonal section of his local Home Depot