Damon Salvatore (Parody)

I'm like a fever you can't shake

(RP 21+ MDNI MC Bi Parody Fan Account)

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@iyrssweetheart *Grabs the first human he can find and pushes her in Andrea's direction* Is someone a little hangry?

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@WarlockBane_M @HereticBeauty Hey, how are you doing? *He greeted him with a friendly hug and smile then stood to the side to introduce him to his daughter* Magnus this is Arista, Arista this is Magnus.

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@HereticBeauty @WarlockBane_M *He looked up as he felt eyes on them and saw Magnus at one of the windows. He stuck out his hand to give him a wave and walked up to the door giving it a tap with his knuckle*

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@WarlockBane_M @HereticBeauty *Damon got in his car with Arista and starts driving as fast as he could to Brooklyn. As he was driving, he turned to look at his daughter who was playing on her phone* Everything's going to be okay. *He smiles, turning his attention back to the road. A few hours they arrive ++

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@OfTownDrunkRic Welcome back.

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@CrazyEGilbert *Wipes his face with his sleeve as it was wet and laughs*

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@elenagi7bert You're wrong.

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

Nope.

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@elenagi7bert Ouch! *Placing his hand over his chest where his heart is, he pretends to look wounded by that remark* I think I would make an amazing husband to anyone. *He says as a joke before bursting out laughing* I think the socks are cute. I think I have a pair of them in blue.

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@iyrssweetheart ++ follows behind quickly at the mention of alcohol* You don't have to ask me twice. I love bourbon.

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

I will just leave this here #Stolen

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@iyrssweetheart ++ That woman was in the right place then to pray to God in her final moments. I usually just bury them in the woods.. I guess it's better to burn them after so we don't end up drawing attention from a founders council member or a pesky hunter or a certain blonde slayer. *He ++

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@iyrssweetheart Sounds like a plan. Maybe we could play a game while we are there, we compel the flock to confess any sins in front of each other and see who has the worst and to see the others reactions. *He lets out a wicked laugh, sounding a bit like one of those villains you see on movies*++

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@CrazyEGilbert *He tries to duck so it wouldn't hit him but he wasn't fast enough as it hits him in the face*

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@HereticBeauty @iyrssweetheart @WarlockBane_M *After talking with Andrea, he takes his phone and dials Magnus's number hoping he would be able to help his daughter*

[Chucky(Parody) @OfKillerDoll]

“ But I’m the good guy!”- Chucky . Another muse of Troublez . Parody account. Retweet if you want to play .

[Damon Salvatore (Parody) @EternalHottie]

@Neurotic_Care You're welcome. I'm glad to hear that.