The Italian Wrath

Always wishing for a full glass of wine in one hand and a new bottle of nail polish in the other

[The Italian Wrath @Eternally_KK]

Sometimes I wonder if I roll my eyes too hard they would get stuck in the back of my head. Or maybe just get a contact stuck in my eyelid

[The Italian Wrath @Eternally_KK]

@4afortnight @taylornation13 Here for the hoodie and to join the other clowns if we're wrong 🤡🤡🤡

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Instead of “Take Your Child To Work Day” there should be a “Take Your Therapist To Work Day” so they can see exactly what you’ve been talking about

[lilly! @taylenahq]

i feel like after TTPD joe alwyns gonna go on the call her daddy podcast

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[The Italian Wrath @Eternally_KK]

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[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

Sure fire way to piss me off is to repeat my name 30x in an email, you condescending asshat.

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to convince yourself you’re going to bed early and then proceed to scroll your phone until 1:30am

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she’s a 10 but she gets stressed n sad thinking about her future every night

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In the Midwest it is customary to say “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The CEO of Dick’s Sporting Goods on LinkedIn

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[The Italian Wrath @Eternally_KK]

BRB I need to go sit in my own emotional turmoil after watching the episode of Haley Hotchner's death on Criminal Minds for the millionth time 🙃✌️

[The Italian Wrath @Eternally_KK]

Trying to cancel out this sugar high with salt and a rum&coke. God I hope this works

[The Italian Wrath @Eternally_KK]

Did I eat half a can of strawberry frosting for dinner? Yes.
Am I going through a sugar high that kinda feels like a panic attack? Yes.
Do I have any regrets? Debatable.

[KINGDOM HEARTS @KINGDOMHEARTS]

1️⃣, 2️⃣, 3️⃣, 4️⃣!

Here’s to 2️⃣0️⃣ years of magical and memorable moments in Kingdom Hearts! #KH20th

[The Italian Wrath @Eternally_KK]

Office pet peeve: calling on Teams the second someone logs on for the day.

I just logged on and have not had my coffee yet, let me get myself in order before you drag me into your fuckery.

[The Italian Wrath @Eternally_KK]

I think my upstairs neighbor has decided that the ideal time to move the furniture is midnight or later

How do I know this? I've been listening to the sound of furniture being dragged and dropped above me for almost a week

Fuck, and in the most polite way possible, off