Lmao, when we saw each other last, I accidentally during coitus said, "I love you", and then immediately said, "I love your dick"
I'm super #smooth. π€¦π»ββοΈ
Glitter, the gift that keeps on giving.
Him: I have glitter on my penis.
Me: oh so sorry. Craft herpes hits again.
Him: you ass is covered in it.
Me: π€¦π»ββοΈ
TFW, your situationship switches to butt sex, and then it gets a lil messy, and he runs to the bathroom and returns to clean my butthole and himself, and we just switch access again. Lmao.
Pillow talk last night was about him getting new appliances for his home. I suggest Samsung bc of my Korean heart. Sends me pics of his samsung washer and drier and fridge. Had no idea I'd get turned on π
BLESS THIS EASTER DAY, AS I HAVE BEEN LAID! Jesus wasn't the only one who had risen ππ. It's been since end of Feb. Lmao and we were both in bed, and then said "fuck it."
On a brighter note, Brian made an offer on the house in Burlington. He closes on the 29th. I'm excited for him to be slightly closer in proximity to me.
Memory from the weekend... He randomly was like "wait you're not pregnant are you?"
Me: π I just had my period last Saturday when I was here... I'm defo not preggo and may be infertile.
Lowkey, and selfishly excited that Brian may be moving to Burlington for at least a year to flip a house until something in OC opens up, or for when he finishes building his house.
This means he'll be closer to meeeπ