ho-bi wan kenobi

now, what? he/him

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

I’m delightfully saucy

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

@AmtrakNECAlerts What’s the actual status of train 165

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

@pickswDeej Nah you just hate women

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

RT @AryePulliNFL: Source: Former Delaware RB Marcus Yarns is signing an UDFA deal with the #Saints.

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

Yeah no fuck this

[Angry Tom @AngryTomtweets]

This is unreal.

Someone just reimagined Tarkovsky using AI-driven camera motion.

What if the camera moved — but still felt like it belonged?

Let me show you what that looks like:

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

Sean Baker is the first person in #Oscars history to win 4 Academy Awards for the same film in one evening.

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

@RandisSad But they dicked around Lynch until he died

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

@donaldc58 @ClancyDerrek @NFLprguy @RamsNFL @AZCardinals Because it’s being played in Arizona
And more likely than not Cardinals fans live in Arizona and if they so wanted to, they can go to the game a whole lot easier than Minnesotans… plus it is a Rams home game, it wouldn’t make sense for the Vikings to get the same treatment

[nick v @falco]

it’s never felt so bad to be online

I understand being this close to what’s happening gives me a certain perspective, but it feels like many people who have nothing to lose have the most to say regarding the fires.

To them, it’s just another “”moment in pop culture”” to comment on or react to, a way to get attention online - by attaching to forcefully relatable ideas, aka tragedies everyone is currently aware of. Imagine seeing photos of what’s going on and as a core instinct wondering ARE THERE ANY LIKES AND RETWEETS IN THIS FOR MEEEEEEEE ??

using any one of an array of fire related keywords should prompt users to donate before tweeting, you can choose between donating or blowing your head off with a shotgun but the tweet button is greyed out

think I am done on here until this is all over!!! love u!!!

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

@kflorenz1 @nyjets There’s no harm in interviewing, that’s fine but the thing is what coaches that are available have a track record of success, not many, this is just the classic due diligence, he’s not gonna get hired, he’s not even going to be a fall back if Aaron Glenn goes to New Orleans.

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

@TheDankAmerican @nyjets Also you’re a broncos fan wtf you care about what the Jets are doing, focus more on getting blown out by the Bills

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

@TheDankAmerican @nyjets Now Mr Dank American why is the Rooney rule a disgrace?

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

@kflorenz1 @nyjets They’re seemingly actually trying to get this right, which is why they’re interviewing every one and anyone, he’s not gonna get the job and if he does it’s because they trust the vision (which is not necessarily a good thing but hey what the hell, I’m just numb to the Jets)

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

@AdamSchefter Yawn, buffalo by a million chiefs most overrated team in the history of the nfl

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

@Nets_Frequent Cry bout it

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

KAT with the patented John Starks point to the “New York” on his chest

He’s officially a Knick now

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

@chives142

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

@Wilsondude99 What up dawg

[Playtex @playtex]

RT this if wearing a Playtex bra makes your Monday a little better!

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

The lips are the pussy of the mouth

[ho-bi wan kenobi @EthanBarney2]

Much like Beabadoobee I too wish I was Steven Malkmus