Bald Head Slick

cooler than Freddy Jackson sipping a milkshake in a snowstorm.

the only person I don't hate is @marieebear

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

—–██—– put this on
—–██—– ur wall
██████—if u not
—–██—– embarrassed
—–██—– to tell others
—–██—– that you kiss
—–██—– ur bros goodnight💯

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

ive wasted 11 years of my life #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Felipe @felipe333x2]

As predicated Florida Man is unstoppable

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Barber hit the crack pipe and went right back to cutting 😳

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

@KyleKyojuro Doing this but with the Fallout 3 save menu

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

Hunter Biden should run for president. I think it's time for an actual crackhead in office

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

peace out king, thank you for the greatest delivery of any line ever

[donald boat @laserboat999]

being a normie is the best thing ever on twitter. making friends and being fun and silly is the best. being edgy and political will only make you miserable. I've seen it happen a million times. take the normie pill

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

@KyleKyojuro @THEK0UNT Fighting my suicidal urges until at least the release day for Skate 4

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

If I don't win the #ThorLoveandThunderXboxSweepstakes I might take my own life... just saying balls in your court @Xbox

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

The Xbox Series X is looking a little different after a bit of love and thunder.

Follow @Xbox and RT with #ThorLoveandThunderXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win this epic Mjolnir-themed Series X. Best of luck!

Ages 18+. Ends 7/21/22. Full rules here: https://t.co/1KilI1KnGy

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

The will of the people has spoken @MarieeBear

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

Do you consider it pissing your pants if you accidentally piss ON your pants while in the bathroom?

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

@warriorsfan96 Retweet and like if you think school shootings are bad

Ignore for more mass shootings

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

@MarieeBear I love you queen please don't leave me for being a patriot 😔

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

These are perfect to wear while kicking a Vietnamese man so hard he goes blind

[Brailled: Fit Of The Week @BrailledFOTW]

Reebok x The Celtics x Mark Wahlberg 🤔

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

@warriorsfan96 I review every place I go to and 90% of the time it's a 5 star rating so I'm honestly just handing out free love

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

I stay on tha grind 💯🚫🧢🖕

[Bald Head Slick @EthanBolton]

the greatest achievement of my entire life