Ethan Clark

I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time.

[Ethan Clark @EthanC]

@shayy_lior MegaMeth

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Turns out the eclipse was an elaborate conspiracy by Big Optometry to burn our eyes to drum up business. Wake up sheeple!

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@tannermillerok @rugby_ou Looks good! Nice work!

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@fatvinylcat I’m probably going to upgrade at some point anyway. There’s a new Jurassic Park game coming out.

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@jeff_salmond @MORTONLB53

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@tannermillerok @OU_WSoccer Coming along nicely!

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@JasonFaires Where you dumping that? That intramural field guy could probably use some of it.

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@JasonIsbell I thought he drank Heineken anyway

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@kforkevinogle That post is clearly on the left

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@jeff_salmond It’s always the no shoes your for me haha

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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!: I’ll text you this picture for the low price of $97.95! Hell of a deal folks! Get yours now!

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This should also be a trading card.

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My first attempt at a meme. Enjoy.

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@taylorjc_ I don’t know if I’m more disturbed by the list or the picture of the ventriloquist Beatles dolls in the background

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@Super70sSports I saw Nolan Ryan intentionally hit Bo Jackson

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@koconews

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Yer boy’s still got it!

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@fatvinylcat Don’t plug that in anywhere near my niece please

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@soonersonly This and my profile pic

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@TCUFIELDCREW Send it north please

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@OccupyDemocrats I’m down as long as y’all pay for it