Ethan Ferrer

21 // Slut Lake City // Tame Impala // Enter the Void

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

When you've been awake for 5 hours but have already smoked 12 cigarettes. My poor, black, charred, dead lungs.

[Irin Carmon @irin]

Here you are: The Obama-RBG hugs, in order. 2009, 2011, 2013, 2015, 2016 #notoriousRBG

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

Actually really excited to go back to work at Barnes & Noble today.

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

God bless the #saltlakecityairport and it's smoking rooms.

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

*tries to quit smoking*
Game of Thrones: Not today, bitch.

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

Proof the Royals are tacky as fuck. https://t.co/6AEzOIb13S

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

When @BCSC_SnappChat takes off his alien suit.

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

When I can spend as much on 2 textbooks that would cover an entire month of rent to LIVE, then it's clear we need a change.

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

Retail: Lock goes the door and out comes the f bombs.

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

Why listen to #countrymusic when you can kill yourself instead?

[just Josh @JoshShambles]

the easy days of high school when my biggest concern was if I had enough gas money to go hang at Starbucks

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

@MrsHawk8 SHE'S STILL BEAUTIFUL

[Carin Hollandbeck @MrsHawk8]

@EthanCFerrer Thirty years later and she looks somewhat similar. Hmmm. Well paid plastic surgeon is to blame😉😁 https://t.co/HAKRHdCjSv

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

@MrsHawk8 randomly remembering how you told me Nicole Kidman was fake and I'm angry all over again.

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

The best part of spilled alcohol? Spilling it all over one of your favorite vinyls. #fuckme

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

Why is there a child in my apartment.

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

There's an EDM version of Barber's Adagio in case you didn't know.

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

The drunker I get, the more I jam too the Micheal Jackson at this bar.

[Ethan Ferrer @EthanCFerrer]

I turn 21 on Sunday and I can only hope my high school escapades have prepared me for what is to come. I haven't been drunk in over a year.