ethan

pimpin life w my son

[ethan @EthanDJordan18]

Today, I am a changed man

[MrTestoestrogen @MrTestoestrogen]

Yes.

[ethan @EthanDJordan18]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

fuck it, the entire Oppenheimer movie

[Weekend Schemers @WeekendSchemers]

Anyone else think this whole situation is just a clever script? 👀 (Adam22 & Jason Luv)

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when it’s 3AM and she sends the “wyd” text

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Why are all the ugly girls from the same country?

Like where even is 🏳️‍🌈…?

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

yeah fuck them kids i woulda became Darth Vader if i lost her too

[ethan @EthanDJordan18]

@HarrydaHudini @desola_xn “Inbox me I’ll be your sugar momma”

[ethan @EthanDJordan18]

Go watch the movie Smile right now

[OpTic Scump @scump]

THANKS FOR EVERYTHING

[ethan @EthanDJordan18]

@jordan_terrel Thank you!

[ethan @EthanDJordan18]

My birthday is tomorrow in case y’all were wondering

[ethan @EthanDJordan18]

#NewProfilePic

[ethan @EthanDJordan18]

I’m a dangerous man watch out

[ethan @EthanDJordan18]

I would’ve rather seen the Phillies win the WS

[ethan @EthanDJordan18]

I want a weenie dog

[ethan @EthanDJordan18]

@HowardManges @SpypointCamera Same

[ethan @EthanDJordan18]

I can’t be the only one that hates seeing this dude

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Ripped and ready - Season 6 coming September 4th