FAKE NEWS

[TheTexasOne @TexasRepublic71]

Imagine paying for time with a Disney Princess and they provide one with a mustache.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: A group of 32 armed Venezualans took over an apartment building in Chicago tonight. Here’s the audio of the 911 dispatch call.

First they did this in Aurora, CO and now Chicago? Which city will be next?

This invasion happened on Kamala’s watch.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr on the Real Reason Pediatricians Won't Accept You If You Don't 💉 Your Kids

"A typical pediatrician's office makes about 50% of its funding from vaccines. Not actually from selling the individual vaccines, but from the traffic...And pediatricians who vaccinate 80 or 85% of the kids in their office, get these giant bonuses...Huge amounts of money, hundreds of thousands of dollars that they make, making sure that 85% of the kids are vaccinated. And that's why they throw you out of the office if you fight back. It's not because they care so much about your particular kid, it's that you'll throw off the metrics and you'll lose them their bonuses."

@RobertKennedyJr

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

“Yea, autism is caused by vaccines.”

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

“If you want to have a s*x change or social justice seminar, then you can do it somewhere else, but you’re not going to do it in the Army, Navy, Coast Guard, Air Force, Space Force, or the United States Marines.” - President Trump

🔥🔥🔥

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Typical man from Cardiff.

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

Speaker McCarthy: "Our very first bill will repeal the funding for 87,000 new IRS agents."

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Ur a peon and your girl wear juicy couture....😴

[FAKE NEWS @EthanGene]

@m_ruuf You don't have to choose between your faith and your sexuality. You're not alone, things will get better, and God loves you exactly the way you are.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Trying to get the bartender’s attention when you’re not hot

[FAKE NEWS @EthanGene]

Run me ragged till I don’t fret

[jimbo @shmoneymanj1]

all of Twitter when $DOGE hits $1 #dogecoin

[FAKE NEWS @EthanGene]

@elonmusk GO AMC

[FAKE NEWS @EthanGene]

@MelanyGautrin @canciolaaa Deal

[FAKE NEWS @EthanGene]

@MelanyGautrin @canciolaaa Honestly doesn’t look that good

[FAKE NEWS @EthanGene]

Bad date idea- go see Tenet

[FAKE NEWS @EthanGene]

Nothing like an ice cold Poland spring

[نوال 🖤 @saa_54sa]

me: I’m never drinking again

me the next day:

[FAKE NEWS @EthanGene]

Could go for a tall blue razz at friendlys