Ethan

22 | Engineering Graduate | LUFC 💙💛

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

Go on Kier you've got nothing to lose, make Monday a bank holiday ffs!

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

Well they've just killed any legitimacy their organisation held for giving opinions on video games.

Bunker down, today they're coming for self hosted servers, tomorrow they'll come for your hardware - perpetual serfdom cycle of renting tech back at a 300% markup

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Minecraft and Call of Duty community servers have been branded "illegal" and compared to the "black market" by the Entertainment Software Association

The comments came during a debate over preserving games after official servers shut down

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

The fuck do you mean he got a red card for covering his mouth 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

If we're gonna go full Technocrat, ban social media on the weekends as well

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

You people must be mentally ill because I'm hitting my 5h limit on the $20 plan about 3h into a session with it 😭

[BridgeMind @bridgemindai]

I hit my usage limits on my $200/month Claude Max subscription in less than 30 minutes using Claude Fable 5.

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

It might just be the single most aura-less World Cup of all time

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

Offloading a bubble onto pension funds to force a government bailout? Smart.

We all know those in power would sooner watch the world burn than give up their pensions.

[OpenAI Newsroom @OpenAINewsroom]

We recently submitted a confidential S-1. We expect it to leak so we’re just announcing it. We have not decided on timing yet; it may be a while because there are things we want to do that are likely easier as a private company. But it’s a complicated set of tradeoffs and this gives us the option to go public sooner if that ends up being best.

This announcement is being made pursuant to Rule 135 under the Securities Act of 1933, as amended, and does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy any securities. Any offers, solicitations of offers to buy, or any sales of securities will be made in accordance with the registration requirements of the Securities Act.

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

What in the fuck 🤣?

Lammens was a good signing, but 8 clean sheets is not world beating 😭😭

Xhaka helped turn Sunderland from relegation fodder into literal European Qualification

Calvert-Lewin pulled Gyokeres numbers for literal £0 in transfer fees.

Between them two.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Making an instant impact for his new club ❤️

@ManUtd’s goalkeeper Senne Lammens is @BarclaysFooty Transfer of the Season 🙌

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

ID Gating everything because we have a generation of fucking useless parents

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government is considering a ban on children having conversations with strangers on gaming platforms like Roblox, Fortnite, Discord and Minecraft

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

Lowk kinda valid crash out from Atleti. Can't be offering to pay transfer fees in gilt-length installments 😭😭

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

"Worst Premier League ever" but all 3 European finals feature.

Safe to say we might've stayed up in the most difficult and competitive Premier League for a while #lufc

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

Overturn the result, 3-0 HMFC. Least they can do after those cunts cheated their way to the title

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

Club statement: Events at Celtic Park

🔗 https://t.co/cnToHBofbr

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

Simply put, Hearts are gonna have to win by at least 4 goals on the weekend to beat VAR 🤣

Blatant cheating, in broad daylight

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

Never seen a more rigged league in my life. Fuck the SFA

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

Still level on points with Leeds, ya silly cunt?

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Cheating. Fucking. Ref. Paying. CUNTS.

HAVE YOUR CHEATING TITLE

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

Dominic Calvert Lewin didn't cost us a penny. That's the tweet #lufc

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

Doesn't matter, either way he's finishing 2nd

[🐾 @elsdawg]

Bukayo Saka is 4 inches inside you and you are 4 inches inside Kai Havertz. Are you moving backwards or forwards?

#AskMadueke

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

This league needs two automatic promotion places NOW

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

I predict a riot!

[Leicester City @LCFC]

I predict a riot 🎶

[Ethan @EthanIsNotDead]

The ball is in your court Wolves, please do the funniest thing ever next weekend 🙏