Ethan

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

@v_royalty_s Dislike

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

It’s 2020 and we’re in the middle of a quarantine. Fellas, it’s time to slide into the words with friends dms.

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

There are 2 types of moms out there. One that says “okay slow down” when pouring them wine, and one that says “keep it comin”

[Al @just_ralex]

Hey coronavirus, I am the fat piece of shit you’re looking for

[wev @worldwidewev_]

‘poly’ out now everywhere 🌐

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[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

@just_ralex

[jay @The_JayDog]

bruh honestly if u mistreat service industry workers u can eat a big ol bag of dababy-sized wieners

[jay @The_JayDog]

hey boss sorry i’m late i was stuck behind a goddam HORSE CARRIAGE on N Santa Cruz cuz apparently it’s 1810

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

@The_JayDog Dude so sick!

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

@SicholasNilva Draw me what someone would look like when everyone is singing them happy birthday

[whethan @whethanmusic]

thinking about releasing this pumped up kicks remix soon

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

@SicholasNilva @The_JayDog Oh you meant blind? I meant blond like when they can’t see

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

@SicholasNilva @The_JayDog Kid was so bland it pissed me off

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

Early bird gets the worm? How about late worm avoids danger from the early bird.

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

@rabbitsholes69 Cherry? More like Cherr-even if I was starving on a deserted island fighting for my life I wouldn’t eat this fruit

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

Honeydew? More like honeydon’t #amirite

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

Y’all pronounce it neither or neither?

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

@The_JayDog Plum? More like PL-um how about no?

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

@SicholasNilva @jacobccfisher lmfao. literally can’t wait to pull out the dad moves

[Ethan @EthanMorris4]

@SicholasNilva I get people drunk