EthanRemillard

Just a simple child who doesn't know what he's doing.

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

Tfw your favorite song is on a commercial

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

She doesn't follow me so I can say how pissed I am that she's in that hospital bed in so much pain and I can't do anything to help her.

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

Its odd because I never examine my feet but I dunno they look manly today I'm really proud of my feet okay? #translife

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

If we were allowed to choose our secondary sex characteristics, I would probably choose none genitals left boob.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

denny's is open 24/7 if you need somewhere to eat and finish your sobbing after tfios tomorrow

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

The problem with being a feminist is that I can't tell where being a pleasant date ends and misogynistic behavior begins.

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

Just had a tender moment caressing the only smooth part of my body I have left. For those of you wondering, its the top of my foot.

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

Being sick is weirdly productive because now I can do all those things I couldn't when I was at work.

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

I was wondering why my eggs looked so funny but then I realised there weren't any mushrooms in then #vegetarianproblems

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

Be really really short/favorite color green/wear green because its favorite color/look like leprechaun/ :/

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

I swear to god if my wifi cuts out again I will

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

Nothing fucks me up more than seeing I have a 70% match with my ex on #OkCupid

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

"Woah, you really know what you're doing."
Yeah crazy, right? Its almost like I work here or something.

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

Ugh I need to see the new Godzilla movie and I need to see the new Spider Man film and I need to get my tux and pay insurance and dues and-

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

shout out to all the drama kids who hit up denny's after their shows

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

The new @NightValeRadio podcast has made me very uncomfortable.

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

Old people push their responsibilities on younger generations in hopes that they will become the adults that they were too tired to become.

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

Aunt tried to get me to babysit over the summer #nevergonnahappen

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

Shouts to working moms, stay-at-home moms, sleepy moms, fun moms, heck even that evil Mom from Futurama. #MOMS

[EthanRemillard @EthanRemillard]

@nannabh89 would you like to go to prom? I don't have a beard on my face its on my heart.