Ethan Sandoval

Stand up comedian, Podcaster, Lover, Disappointment. Trying to get follows without asking friends. Not a spam account, if I follow you, I like your content.

[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

When a fat guy stops having sex because he's cramping and out of breath, it's called intermissionary.

[Newegg @Newegg]

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[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

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I hope I die soon, so I can stop worrying about dying soon. #ad

[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

@jeffdangerbrown Are we...do you mean...his penis?

[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

@DinoWinwood Bret Hart

[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

Congress is so petty I expect them to introduce a bill to remove the jail spot from Monopoly for presenting a bad image of wealthy businessmen. #congress #trump

[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

@ItsBigTrain, possible name for the windup uppercut, the coal shovel uppercut. Also, possible name for any lungblower moves. Black lungblower or whistleblower. Great to see your back, missed ya buddy.

[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

Honestly, still a better president than Trump. #Trump #President #TRASH

[ComicSeen @thecomicseen]

LOL!! Cool set done by @EthanSandovalOF https://t.co/BjgfqeFp6M | 😂 Check it out https://t.co/phLnIOTjKL | #ComicSeen #standupcomedy #funny #comedian

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[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams

[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

@DinoWinwood @newLEGACYinc Has Braunda Rousey been introduced yet?

[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

@CanofSpriteMan I google image searched Konami and uhhh...One of these things, doesn't belong here.

[DrLupo @DrLupo]

RETWEETS FOR CHARITY, Y'ALL.

Thanks, @secretlabchairs!

[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

@Katie_VanPatten Benny Hill Theme

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Shinsuke Nakamura = Tommy Wiseau #mitb

[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

The most predictable spot I have ever seen. Good lord #MITB has been a disappointment

[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

I don't go to weddings cause crossovers never live up to the hype

[Ethan Sandoval @EthanSandovalOF]

Little Italy = Litaly #ImproveAnythingIn3Words