ethan

he/him

[Transleytanked @transleytanked]

She really thought this was going to be a hit 😭😭

[PAULO VIEIRA @PauloVieiraReal]

eu admiro muito a teimosia das girafas em não evoluir pra um pescoço e tamanho mais funcional

elas não têm onde se abrigar, nascem caindo, dormem em pé, é uma cagada até pra tomar água…

mas as teimosas não se diminuem por pura estética e contracultura

sou fã delas

[kyro @wyakyro_]

no honey or nothing just a bunch of bullshit

[Eliza @dykegenius]

Don’t make me drive alone

[holden @joe_biden_pussy]

“rob, you look like a fag” when he was 10 someone said that

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Lol he dropped his last name to sound less foreign to his racist ass fanbase.

[Siren the radical feminist @radfemsiren]

Conservative men fantasizing about spanking their wife’s butt while their young children watch, then calling every liberal a groomer, is so interesting

[mariam @notkhouly]

i find it so funny when regular ass people have a torn ACL

[charlie @StyledApe]

How beautiful is it that she won in the end

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Florence Pugh shares her favorite line from ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’:

“What is this, some kind of Avengers: Doomsday?”

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Alfalfa sprouts have been recalled over contamination with E. coli and salmonella.

[rei @sirpulpito]

los odio cada que recuerdo que cancelaron esto

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm having a hard time being upset that the worm in RFK's brain is implementing a pro-parasite agenda. You just have to respect the hustle.

[kira² @freekirapls]

imagine starring in a low-budget canadian show once and now there are detailed ai photos of you giving birth permanently on the internet

[ivy ☁️ @cowboylikeivvy]

i can’t with people quote tweeting this as if dua lipa’s HUSBAND hasn’t discussed their family future with her and she’s finding out he wants kids soon through tweets

[tony @toonisian]

My fav part of this is the entire silent convo the two friends have w their eyes… the Left Girl covering Crying Girls eyes like she’s consoling but actually hiding what she’s mouthing to Right Girl… women are so powerful

[Jonathan Brown @Broonjunior]

Don’t see why “no fishing rod” is a big deal. A cat catching a fish with a fishing rod would be much more impressive.

[Michele Fusco @mike_fusco]

#Kyrgios warm-up at Mallorca 250

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

"we knew something was wrong bc people were buying tickets" is funny idc

[adri @adrislore]

She was shaking tf out that head