Helicopter Dick's

The Official Tweets of
Helicopter Dick's Chopper Emporium and Warehouse

[Helicopter Dick's @HelicopterDicks]

@CIA Helicopter Dick is looking to deal in pre-owned Choppers, figured you all might have a few lying around. Quietly.

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@notch I'm fairly certain you're talking about Morning Wood.

[Genital News @genitalnews]

Never lift a finger or pay for a date again! http://t.co/WcV9uKtVbD

[Helicopter Dick's @HelicopterDicks]

Feeling pretty mellow today, enjoying some easy listening, cruisin' in the chopper: http://t.co/uRN5uGS7zD

[Helicopter Dick's @HelicopterDicks]

If anything I say offends you, feel free to just buy a Helicopter and fuck right off.

[Helicopter Dick's @HelicopterDicks]

People ask Helicopter Dick if he uses SnapChat. The short answer is "A Fuckload." The long answer is "My Dick!"

[Helicopter Dick's @HelicopterDicks]

At one point Helicopters were called Aerial Screws. An upside-down Aerial Screw is known as a "Your Mom"

[Helicopter Dick's @HelicopterDicks]

@softwarevillain carry on.

[Helicopter Dick's @HelicopterDicks]

@jlengstorf Thanks to Heartbleed, Helicopter Dick's can now add any flight you book with us to your calendar for you, without your knowledge

[Helicopter Dick's @HelicopterDicks]

@softwarevillain why dig to the center of the earth? sounds like some pointless, nonsense, PHP based project

[Helicopter Dick's @HelicopterDicks]

Helicopters have exactly two volumes: off, and WHAT?

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Did you know the "Helicopter" spelled backwards is "retpocileH", which doesn't make any fucking sense?

[Helicopter Dick's @HelicopterDicks]

In the future, helicopters will replace cars and hashtags will replace emojis #wink #smiley #coolGuyShades #tableFlip #pleaseRespectTables

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@TheBrandonMorse @angrynoah Yeah Jeffco, what gives? Y U NO BUY HELICOPTERS?!

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@matthewboeckman need a break? why not helicopter?

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Helicopter Dick's presents A Dick in a Helicopter, Episode 2 "Park That Shit Anywhere" Edition http://t.co/LklP2w4DeM

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People don't like my helicopter next to their car on the freeway, but they're just jealous my vehicle has more SCIENCE! #hatersgonnahate

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Helicopter Dick would like to remind you that friends don't let friends Manscape and Drive!

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@matthewboeckman @torylynne Do you think you could fix my SEOs when you get done? All my traffic goes to ... other sites

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Helicopter fact #11: You can't take out a whole building with just one helicopter. You need at least 4 or 5