Ethan T. Swick

I should probably be writing

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@VoughtIntl The fact that Vought is still a company after this finale blows my mind. Generational fumble

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@HubPointless Tagline for that movie was "The Untold Story"

It was the same story

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@HubPointless GREETINGS TRUE BELIEVERS AND NEWCOMERS ALIKE. SPIDAH-MAN CO-CREATOR STAN LEE HERE, AND THE WEBHEAD IS IN A HEAP OF TROUBLE

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@PrimeVideo Even the PR intern knows it's bad

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@CameronCortina1 Shoutout to the vaguepost comments who clearly just didn't watch the movie

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@HubPointless Dude what are you cooking

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@HubPointless Oh god, John Pointless is reading comics. Something is about to happen

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@Network_Synth They asked Giacchino to make heroic stock music and he was like "ok"

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This is incomprehensible.

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

Finally, the iconic story in its purest form - a heavily-Dunkin’-branded Boston sitcom.

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@yellowminutes Not true in the slightest. Marvel Studios had no idea how they would incorporate Spider-Man into the MCU. To the point that they almost included the Avengers Tower in the Amazing Spider-Man's NYC skyline.

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@MaceAhWindu Bro could have shot Anakin Skywalker out of the sky

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@HubPointless John, I'm afraid indigo is not purple

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@im_minecraft170 @Burunman1 @JeanLikeJohn @RedBoulderPunch He's talking about this game, where Carnage is barely on screen and then abandons his host to bond with Doc Ock lol.

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@Burunman1 @RedBoulderPunch "nobody knows outside of fandom"

lol get a grip dude. Carnage is cool, but not some s-tier villain. Sandman for sure has been in more comic books than Carnage ever has and ever will be.

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@Burunman1 @RedBoulderPunch Sandman, Rhino, Electro, Lizard, Vulture, Chameleon

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@mynameisjames09 @Caleb_witts Queens definitely has buildings from which he could easily websling. He does that for the whole first act of the movie!

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@JakeErvin3 @Columned_ Brainiac was gonna be the villain in Kevin Smith’s Superman movie before it got torched and turned into Superman Returns 😭

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@hungrycarrot @HubPointless I think he is specifically annoyed at the Spider-Man pointing meme being used unironically in the year of our Lord 2025. I can’t stand seeing it, it’s not 2018 anymore

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@aardman @GWR Love your work!!!!!

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@TolkienSociety Return of the King goes hard. Love it.