Ethan Beam

The biggest lie ever told was that I am cool

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@netflix everyone deserves a refund for your shitty stream of this fight

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It's #jortssummer people, please take part. I don't want to feel alone.

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KIDD YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER, GET HARDAWAY OFF THE COURT

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In all seriousness though, it took everything going perfect for the Clippers to win game 4. And they barely won. This Mavs team is a scary matchup rn #MFFL

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SAY WHAT YOU WANT!!! I DON'T CARE @dallasmavs WANT THE ALL THE SMOKE!!!

[Ethan Beam @Ethan_Beam]

@luka7doncic gives me that same feeling that Dirk gave me when I was a kid. Every game we have a chance as long as he's there.

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Goalkeepers taking penalties is such a power move

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Bracket busted, I'm in shambles #MarchMadnessBracket

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@Concacaf are you proud of yourselves? This is absolutely abhorrent. At least the men get grass fields. Treating professional athletes like this is awful.

[Ethan Beam @Ethan_Beam]

There is an owl outside my window, I want to find it

[Ethan Beam @Ethan_Beam]

We need a Batman movie set in the 1940s, styled like a noir detective movie

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@peacock @nbc this camera angle for the Arsenal game is absolutely awful and sickening to watch. Plus your camera man can't keep up with the ball. Go back to the old camera.

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@RedditCFB WE'RE GOING BOWLING BABY!!!!

[Ethan Beam @Ethan_Beam]

Apple juice brings me joy, that's it

[Ethan Beam @Ethan_Beam]

I want a giant aviary with birds that I can sit in and read my books. Specifically with finches, I love those little birds and I want them.

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EVERY US AND MEXICO GAME HAS A FIGHT!!!

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This ref is a damn joke, you bend to the will of the benches yelling at you. Have a spine

[Ethan Beam @Ethan_Beam]

Why are CONCACAF refs so bad at giving cards and let shit go. This is the reason every US and Mexico game has a fight in it.

[Ethan Beam @Ethan_Beam]

Find someone that looks at you the way my dog looks at me when @M___Louis calls her